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Ghetto Tits sells in Greece

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 12, 2008 14:09:15 November 12, 2008 14:09:15

Every loser can launch a fashion line. Where does this money come from? In a busted economy too! So here’s Tara Reid, selling her ghetto tits ghetto skank uniform at some fashion show in Greece. I know you love it that her left breast is significantly lower than her right. And that it appears to be sloping towards the Mediterranean. Full Story

Ghetto Goes Out

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 17, 2008 07:11:40 June 17, 2008 07:11:40

The worst boob job in Hollywood went out last night to some private party. Not sure how Tara Reid finagled her way onto the guest list but some things never change. It’s not the worst she’s ever looked but the girl is still as skank ass as ever. Funny thing is… her legs are not unlike Victoria Beckhams. Full Story

Smarmy Shame Screw

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 7, 2008 10:24:00 March 7, 2008 10:24:00

Ed Westwick is a total Shame F&ck. Which is why he is the perfect Chuck Bass. Among his other illustrious attributes, Chuck Bass is Blair’s Shame F&ck. Not to be confused with a Hate F&ck. Tara Reid is a Hate F&ck. The kind of person you sleep with when you’re raging, looking for something to punish. Full Story

Vintage Ghetto Stroke Face

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 29, 2008 06:57:44 February 29, 2008 06:57:44

Tara Reid hit up Villa last night – how on earth did she get in??? How on earth did she get in with that face? As you can see, Tara’s Stroke Face is droopier than ever. Doesn’t hurt that she’s been on a bender since well before Chinese New Year – from London to LA, this is the life when you can’t get work. Full Story

Concrete Tits to Ghetto Tits: Cavalli Downgrades

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 27, 2008 00:00:00 January 27, 2008 00:00:00

Call me Cruise and maybe even a little drunk but this is Tara Reid heading to a pre-Chinese New Year party with her new BFF Julien Macdonald in London trying to ingratiate herself with the Eurotrash jetset and actually looking… not bad. And the Stroke Face appears to have receded. Perhaps it’s the influence of the Rat? Chinese New Year is still over a week away but celebrations are beginning though it does not look like an auspicious beginning for Roberto Cavalli who is officially OVER thanks to his sudden association with Tara and her ghetto tits. Full Story

Stroke Face Finds a Famous Friend

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 24, 2008 07:33:56 January 24, 2008 07:33:56

Sort of. Like seriously…Julien Macdonald must be hard up for attention if he has to resort to squiring around Tara Reid and her stroke face - when someone abuses her body so badly, everything starts to droop. Perhaps there’s even some paralysis going on there. At only 32, this is Tara Reid. Full Story

Ghetto Tits Smell Bad

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 26, 2007 07:44:45 November 26, 2007 07:44:45

Tara Reid had a guest starring role on Scrubs a few seasons ago … and she will not be invited back. Scrubs creator Bill Lawrence addressed the New York Comedy Festival the other day and said she reeked so badly of booze and gang banging he’d sooner let John Mayer urinate all over him. I made up that last part but you get my drift. Full Story

Ghetto Tits Unchanged

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 14, 2007 12:07:33 November 14, 2007 12:07:33

So Tara Reid has been shooting a movie in British Columbia – spent the weekend at Squamish and Whistler living her hard, hard, hard life, allegedly drinking her face off into the wee hours of the morning. Apparently her behaviour is so reckless, the director of the movie has warned her repeatedly to get her sh*t together, telling her she’d be “dead in a year” if she doesn’t turn things around. Full Story

Ghetto Tits in Vancouver

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 8, 2007 00:00:00 November 8, 2007 00:00:00

No clue why she’s here. Busy shooting some sh*tty straight to dvd release, no doubt. Thanks to Lisa for the following hilarious description the other day: I just saw her near Choices in Yaletown. She was extremely thin wearing a shiny black Adidas tracksuit. Think Run DMC, but with pink stripes. Full Story

Always at the Mall

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 19, 2007 08:14:54 October 19, 2007 08:14:54

There actually IS a glass ceiling for women like Tara Reid. Because although she looks clean for a change and doesn’t initially seem as though she’s fresh off a gangbang, the hint of a gangbang still always lurks underneath no matter how hard she tries to pull it together. Here’s Tara at the premiere of Reservation Road last night no doubt trying to find her way into Joaquin Phoenix’s drunk ass pants. Full Story

Oh… Bitch… Please!!!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 10, 2007 00:00:00 October 10, 2007 00:00:00

This kind of sh-t is straight up insulting. As if Tara Reid has looked like this, or at least believably so, since 2002. Do I need to put up that photo of her mangled tit as a reminder? Check out Tara in the latest FHM – minus the stomach scarring and the lumpy abdominal alcohol deposits we’ve all seen from candids at the beach. Full Story