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Gossip, Sports, Valley Girls, Whores…and My Mother

January 12, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at January 12, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Shameless self promotion – consider yourself warned, stop reading now if you can’t stand it. Off the Record yesterday, the ultra charismatic Michael Landsberg put me in the hot seat for a segment called Next Question – a series of questions delivered rapid-fire about sports and celebrities covering everyone from Derek Jeter to Tara Reid to Yao Ming to John Travolta to Tom Cruise. Full Story

Saggy Ass Revealed!

January 5, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at January 5, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

You thought Tori Spelling and Tara Reid, even Paris Hilton, but not surprisingly, no one guessed Kate Moss. Model perfection is so deceiving, non? And look - I’d trade my lumpy butt and every other body part for every one of hers any day, but still…it’s a little different without the airbrush/photoshoppe artistry, isn’t it? Even for arguably the most successful supermodel of all time, even she has what you have, even she has the folds and the dimples and the gravity-affected arse…just probably in a smaller package. Full Story

Lilo: Schizophrenia, Weight Loss, or Lipo?

January 4, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at January 4, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

TMZ is reporting that Lindsay Lohan has been hospitalized, this time for “appendicitis”…which means it’s time for us to figure out what she’s really getting fixed. Two years ago, her weeklong stay under medical supervision resulted in a 15 pound trimdown. Given that she’s been complaining of looking bloated lately in photos, did my girl go in for a quick starvation fix? Or is it rather the Tara Reid surgery approach…only not so ghetto? Worst case scenario: perhaps it’s something decidedly more sinister. Full Story

Tara Reid: Un-Fixable Ghetto

December 28, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at December 28, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

As much as we try to observe those Buddha on the Mountain, Lotus-leaf-and-meditation Oprah moments, I don’t think it’s a stretch to say that while it’s NEVER OK to die for it or suffer or hurt yourself or to be insensible, some if not most of us would like to be thin, to have a nice body. Hell, when you think about it, Oprah is the frickin’ poster girl for wanting a body that has eluded her for years and if you ask me, all that bullsh-t about loving yourself as the first step to losing weight is really just a smokescreen for pure plain Vanity – and hey, ain’t nothing wrong with being Vain, so long as you own it, you know? Better that than hiding it behind a yoga pose waxing wise about Inner Beauty. Full Story

Britney & Paris: Matching Weave, Matching Cooch

November 27, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at November 27, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

If you must, X17 has the uncensored photo of Britney flashing her bald little Brit, a move largely attributed to Lindsay Lohan these days but if memory serves, circa 2004, Diddy’s party at Cipriani - it was Paris who pulled out her poon in a bold attempt to wrench back attention from Tara Reid whose top fell off exposing a badly scarred ghetto tit … see attached, not of Tara’s badly scarred ghetto tit but of Paris’s pink plumpy, perhaps the inaugural pink plumpy that hailed an era of pink plumpies to follow, the most recent of course being the pink plumpy belonging to Britney who has now joined the lippy fray, oh joy. Full Story

Tara: From the Mall to the State Pageant…runner-up

November 15, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at November 15, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

My affection and sympathy to MK at DListed.com whose morning was ruined today because Tara Reid’s recent surgeries have rendered her halfway decent, sparing her from the kind of venomous but hilarious ridicule that is Michael’s trademark. As you can see, Tara’s improvement is remarkable and she proudly showed off her upgraded iteration last night at the Lloyd Klein opening in LA – she looks lovely, non? Unfortunately for Tara, “Lovely” for her has its limits, and while Tara in chocolate strapless might have a slight edge over the Mall Girl from earlier this week Full Story

The Daily Mall Girl: Tara Reid

November 13, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at November 13, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It’s certainly an improvement – no doubt. Tara at the AFI event over the weekend looking not drunk and not hungover. Very impressive. And still…no matter what she does, no matter how much surgery she gets to fix the surgery, the best Tara will ever be is what I call Mall Pretty. Not Star Pretty. Full Story

Tara Reid: ghetto tit regret

October 11, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at October 11, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Can you believe Janice Min gave her a cover story??? Over ghetto tits??? Like, duh...though I suppose the most enlightening revelation is finally a detailed definition on what exactly constitutes Ghetto Tittage and how one arrives at owning a pair. In the article, Tara explains her decision, saying that one was always bigger than the other and because of constant weight loss and gain (binging and starving will do that), she decided to up her cups. Full Story

Tara Reid: a downsize don"t buy decent

September 27, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at September 27, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Much has been made of her ghetto tits shrinkage, perhaps an attempt to salvage what"s left of a body abused and a career even more so. I suppose they do look smaller and the fact that she"s not drunk and sweaty and stumbling could be called a good sign. But if you ask me, crudely I may add, it"s like comparing sh*t to diarrhea - not exactly a distinct improvement. Full Story

Most Desperate: Kristin Cavallari

August 21, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at August 21, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Laguna Beach – my dirty little secret. Yet even so, in my humble old fashioned opinion, a reality show celebrity is not a real celebrity and, as such, deserves no place in my column. Having said that, I couldn’t resist one exception…especially when Kristin screwed up so satisfyingly tonight. Worst extensions this side of Tara Reid, don’t you think? And the dress? Totally 2004, at best 2005, and hate to say it but Paris Hilton wore it better. Full Story