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Tara Reid: ghetto tits get gangbanged

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 23, 2007 12:00:00 January 23, 2007 12:00:00

She may have tried to rid the ghetto from her ghetto boob job with more plastic surgery but how can you remove the dirty nasty skank from this girl’s skanky soul? Check out the clip at TMZ - hardcore footage of the ultimate in low classy courtesy of Tara and Akon after she willingly mounted him on stage during his performance. Full Story

Gossip, Sports, Valley Girls, Whores…and My Mother

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 12, 2007 12:00:00 January 12, 2007 12:00:00

Shameless self promotion – consider yourself warned, stop reading now if you can’t stand it. Off the Record yesterday, the ultra charismatic Michael Landsberg put me in the hot seat for a segment called Next Question – a series of questions delivered rapid-fire about sports and celebrities covering everyone from Derek Jeter to Tara Reid to Yao Ming to John Travolta to Tom Cruise. Full Story

Saggy Ass Revealed!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 5, 2007 12:00:00 January 5, 2007 12:00:00

You thought Tori Spelling and Tara Reid, even Paris Hilton, but not surprisingly, no one guessed Kate Moss. Model perfection is so deceiving, non? And look - I’d trade my lumpy butt and every other body part for every one of hers any day, but still…it’s a little different without the airbrush/photoshoppe artistry, isn’t it? Even for arguably the most successful supermodel of all time, even she has what you have, even she has the folds and the dimples and the gravity-affected arse…just probably in a smaller package. Full Story

Lilo: Schizophrenia, Weight Loss, or Lipo?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 4, 2007 12:00:00 January 4, 2007 12:00:00

TMZ is reporting that Lindsay Lohan has been hospitalized, this time for “appendicitis”…which means it’s time for us to figure out what she’s really getting fixed. Two years ago, her weeklong stay under medical supervision resulted in a 15 pound trimdown. Given that she’s been complaining of looking bloated lately in photos, did my girl go in for a quick starvation fix? Or is it rather the Tara Reid surgery approach…only not so ghetto? Worst case scenario: perhaps it’s something decidedly more sinister. Full Story

Tara Reid: Un-Fixable Ghetto

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 28, 2006 12:00:00 December 28, 2006 12:00:00

As much as we try to observe those Buddha on the Mountain, Lotus-leaf-and-meditation Oprah moments, I don’t think it’s a stretch to say that while it’s NEVER OK to die for it or suffer or hurt yourself or to be insensible, some if not most of us would like to be thin, to have a nice body. Hell, when you think about it, Oprah is the frickin’ poster girl for wanting a body that has eluded her for years and if you ask me, all that bullsh-t about loving yourself as the first step to losing weight is really just a smokescreen for pure plain Vanity – and hey, ain’t nothing wrong with being Vain, so long as you own it, you know? Better that than hiding it behind a yoga pose waxing wise about Inner Beauty. Full Story

Britney & Paris: Matching Weave, Matching Cooch

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 27, 2006 12:00:00 November 27, 2006 12:00:00

If you must, X17 has the uncensored photo of Britney flashing her bald little Brit, a move largely attributed to Lindsay Lohan these days but if memory serves, circa 2004, Diddy’s party at Cipriani - it was Paris who pulled out her poon in a bold attempt to wrench back attention from Tara Reid whose top fell off exposing a badly scarred ghetto tit … see attached, not of Tara’s badly scarred ghetto tit but of Paris’s pink plumpy, perhaps the inaugural pink plumpy that hailed an era of pink plumpies to follow, the most recent of course being the pink plumpy belonging to Britney who has now joined the lippy fray, oh joy. Full Story

Tara: From the Mall to the State Pageant…runner-up

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 15, 2006 12:00:00 November 15, 2006 12:00:00

My affection and sympathy to MK at DListed.com whose morning was ruined today because Tara Reid’s recent surgeries have rendered her halfway decent, sparing her from the kind of venomous but hilarious ridicule that is Michael’s trademark. As you can see, Tara’s improvement is remarkable and she proudly showed off her upgraded iteration last night at the Lloyd Klein opening in LA – she looks lovely, non? Unfortunately for Tara, “Lovely” for her has its limits, and while Tara in chocolate strapless might have a slight edge over the Mall Girl from earlier this week Full Story

The Daily Mall Girl: Tara Reid

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 13, 2006 12:00:00 November 13, 2006 12:00:00

It’s certainly an improvement – no doubt. Tara at the AFI event over the weekend looking not drunk and not hungover. Very impressive. And still…no matter what she does, no matter how much surgery she gets to fix the surgery, the best Tara will ever be is what I call Mall Pretty. Not Star Pretty. Full Story

Tara Reid: ghetto tit regret

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 11, 2006 12:00:00 October 11, 2006 12:00:00

Can you believe Janice Min gave her a cover story??? Over ghetto tits??? Like, duh...though I suppose the most enlightening revelation is finally a detailed definition on what exactly constitutes Ghetto Tittage and how one arrives at owning a pair. In the article, Tara explains her decision, saying that one was always bigger than the other and because of constant weight loss and gain (binging and starving will do that), she decided to up her cups. Full Story

Tara Reid: a downsize don"t buy decent

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 27, 2006 12:00:00 September 27, 2006 12:00:00

Much has been made of her ghetto tits shrinkage, perhaps an attempt to salvage what"s left of a body abused and a career even more so. I suppose they do look smaller and the fact that she"s not drunk and sweaty and stumbling could be called a good sign. But if you ask me, crudely I may add, it"s like comparing sh*t to diarrhea - not exactly a distinct improvement. Full Story