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Most Desperate: Kristin Cavallari

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 21, 2006 12:00:00 August 21, 2006 12:00:00

Laguna Beach – my dirty little secret. Yet even so, in my humble old fashioned opinion, a reality show celebrity is not a real celebrity and, as such, deserves no place in my column. Having said that, I couldn’t resist one exception…especially when Kristin screwed up so satisfyingly tonight. Worst extensions this side of Tara Reid, don’t you think? And the dress? Totally 2004, at best 2005, and hate to say it but Paris Hilton wore it better. Full Story

The Daily Tara Reid: Nicky Hilton

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 28, 2006 12:00:00 July 28, 2006 12:00:00

Now here"s a dilemmma…when you"re torn between two Hiltons, do you take the famewhore or do you choose the bitch? Check out Nicky in Miami the other day, rockin" a little Tara Reid around the middle. Kinda ironic coming from someone who only a few months ago called Mischa Barton a "fat pig", don"t you think? First of all, mentioning Mischa and fat in the same sentence is absolutely ludicrous. Full Story

Tara vs Paula: Battle of the Ghetto Tits

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 21, 2006 12:00:00 July 21, 2006 12:00:00

You think Paula’s are bad? Nuh uh, gossips. Paula got a pink diamond compared to Tara Reid, even WITH that caving clavicle. But Dear.Sweet.Buddha – take a look at that stomach. That, my friends, is what you call a tummy tuck on a budget. How poor is Tara anyway? Doesn’t she drive a Porsche? If I were her I’d trade that sh*t in for a new set of jubs, man. Full Story

The Daily Footie: Dwight Yorke

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 7, 2006 12:00:00 July 7, 2006 12:00:00

Would the list be complete without a Soca Warrior who used to play for United? Can you think of a more perfect combination? Beyond the obvious - the kind, winning smile, the ass smacking gyrations he proudly displayed during Carnival, the way he left his heart and soul on the pitch, how he led his team to the World Cup Finals for the first time ever - beyond all this, Dwight also has a rather salacious past: an ex lover, a paternity fight, a DNA test…all contributing factors to why he deserves to be recognised. Full Story

Tara Reid in Montreal

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 6, 2006 12:00:00 July 6, 2006 12:00:00

Thanks to LH who sent this in. A reader account of Tara from this weekend"s Montreal F1. Not breaking news or anything but a bit of insight into what Tara Reid"s really like. And here are the photos to go along with it: "Tara Reid was hanging out in the paddock and then later that night at Time Supper Club, apparently the club paid $10 000. Full Story

Tara Reid: Drunkorexic

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 3, 2006 12:00:00 July 3, 2006 12:00:00

I can"t take credit for coining the term. That distinction belongs to dear divine Dean at eTalk with whom I was just discussing the phenomenon a few days ago. Alright girls and gays…don"t lie. I know you know what I"m talking about. It"s not right and it"s certainly NOT OK, but we"ve all done it at one time or another in our 20s so it"s pointless to deny and I won"t believe you if you do. Full Story

Worst Ghetto Tits: Janet Jackson

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 6, 2006 12:00:00 June 6, 2006 12:00:00

Ghetto tits, ghetto weave, ghetto belt, ghetto colour combination - Miss Jackson is channeling Tara Reid. And it is breaking my heart. I also wish she could move past the 90s. The high fat ponytail is so OVER. By the way - is it just me or does she look like she just got another nose job? Is there a self mutilating gene that runs in this family or did Joe Jackson just f*ck his kids up nice and good? Between Joe Jackson and Joe Simpson, who"s the lesser of the two evils??? Photo from Perez Hilton Full Story

On Cannes

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 29, 2006 12:00:00 May 29, 2006 12:00:00

Cannes is an absolute madhouse. First of all, the Croisette is packed all the time. And unless you"ve been given official media accreditation, you just never know where on the beach the photo calls will take place. So everyone just ends up running from one end to another trying to get snaps of the stars and even if you do manage to catch them at a good time, like when I stumbled across Charlie Sheen et al for the Platoon revival, the pappies and the crazed megafans end up bumping you out of the way anyway. Full Story

Tara Reid: ghetto tits in Cannes

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 21, 2006 12:00:00 May 21, 2006 12:00:00

These budget bongos, on the other hand, are quite obviously all brick. No idea what she’s doing here, no idea who invited her, but I have a pretty good idea how much liquor she’s consuming and how far her legs have spread. Anyway, here’s Tara taking advantage of some free sh*t at some lounge the other night, not exactly the ugliest we’ve seen her but clearly far from unspoiled. Full Story

The Daily Ugly: Nicky Hilton

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 7, 2006 12:00:00 May 7, 2006 12:00:00

Bloated, tacky, overmade, overbleached - this is NOT Tara Reid. No, gossips. This is the heiress called Nickly Hilton. Now can you think of a more humiliating insult??? I realise there are different standards for Vegas but I"m not so sure this is Vegas as much as it is some 2nd rate peeler bar in the middle of Hickville, Nowheretown USA. Full Story

Nicky Hilton on a budget

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 6, 2006 12:00:00 March 6, 2006 12:00:00

It never fails to amaze me how the Hiltons, with all their fame and fortune, can somehow manage to repeatedly trash out their name with flailing poons and bargain basement attire. Here"s Nicky Hilton channeling the slutty office secretary desperately trying to sleep with the boss. For a minute there I thought this was Tara Reid…until I saw the choker. Full Story