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Two loin exploding Canadians are rumoured to have been cast in the upcoming X-Men Origins: Wolverine.
First – Ryan Reynolds could be putting his Ken doll beefcake to good use as Deadpool, the sardonic mercenary anti-hero. One of the more popular mutants, if Ryan’s role takes off, he could have his very own titled project.
Next – FNL’s Taylor Kitsch has reportedly been brought on as Gambit. His special powers? Quivering your loins and who cares what else? Good to know TK will find life after Riggins. And the potential of superstardom too.
Can you imagine? Hugh Jackman, Ryan Reynolds, Taylor Kitsch – all in the same frame?
Praise Xenu, ah-Thetan!
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