Side-Lean is a Pose-Hard

March 12, 2010 08:06:42 Posted at March 12, 2010 08:06:42
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Taylor Lautner showed up to the premiere of The Runaways last night to support Kristen Stewart. The side-lean, while still present, was not as out of control the way it was at the Oscars. That sh-t was crazy at the Oscars, non? But even though he seems to have reined in his side-leaning tendencies, or lengthened one of his legs, Taylor is still working a carpet like Victoria Beckham and Renee Zellweger. Hard. With a dash of Tom Cruise’s jaw-flex mixed in for good measure.

Check it – Taylor in a tight shirt, Taylor’s muscles threatening to tear apart the sleeves of his leather jacket, Taylor squinting like he’s some kind of sex symbol, delivering his best Rico Suave...

What is happening here? Who is turning this kid into plastic? Why can’t they hire him some friends? Maybe those pretend friends can tell him how painfully uncool he is. This is not a personal attack on Taylor Lautner. This is an attack on the idea of Taylor Lautner. Because this is one of the best examples of how f-cking gross Hollywood can be. To strip a boy of all personality, shove him inside a MiniVan driven box, turn him into a moneymaking machine, and not be around when it all falls to pieces later on...


What they’re doing to him is gross.

Photos from and EP/WUF/

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