Tom Cruise Junior at the Oscars

February 24, 2010 09:59:56 Posted at February 24, 2010 09:59:56
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Taylor Lautner will present at the Oscars. He’ll pose on the carpet with the side lean, he’ll enunciate every syllable, he’ll bring his earnestness to the Kodak, follow every play in the Impress the MiniVan Guidebook... and he won’t have much of a normal teenage life. Where are his teenage friends? His teenage friends are werewolves. And currently they’re not shooting.

But Taylor will be busy shooting back to back to back projects post Twilight. Yet another action film has been greenlit with Taylor in the lead, this time a movie called Abduction. Like Jason Bourne but in high school. This is addition to Max Steele and Stretch Armstrong... it might be a little overkill. In the long run is it best for his career? Or is it best for the bank account?

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