Taylor & Calvin > the Carters?

June 26, 2015 14:06:10 Posted at June 26, 2015 14:06:10
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Forbes will release its Celebrity 100 list on Monday, ranking entertainers by annual income. In advance of the list coming out, Forbes posted a preview yesterday: World’s Highest Paid Celebrity Couples. Last year it was Beyonce and Jay Z. This year?

Taylor Swift and Calvin Harris with combined earnings of $146 million.

Who’ve been together for a minute.

Who might not be together two weeks after the list officially gets posted. Oh come on. You know how this sh-t works. He might be calling her “my girl” but love is nowhere more fragile than it is in show business.

But it’s a way of getting Taylor Swift’s name in a headline, isn’t it? Everyone wants a Taylor Swift headline. Taylor Swift is It right now. That’s a fact. That doesn’t mean you have to like her. That doesn’t mean you have to believe her. That doesn’t mean you can’t conspiracy-theory on whether or not she and Apple colluded for mutually positive PR. It just means you cannot deny that she’s the biggest f-cking deal in entertainment. Everybody wants to kiss Taylor Swift’s ass. Everybody wants to complain about everybody kissing Taylor Swift’s ass. And the way she’s set it up for herself, she wins either way. Either she’s enjoying the ass-kissing or she’s using the complaints about the ass-kissing to demonstrate that she’s doing the right thing, because true crusaders will always be at the front line of the battle, taking hits.

That’s what we haven’t talked enough about in our ongoing brand analysis of Taylor Swift – and who would have thought she’d be such an intriguing example. Taylor Swift has been on a hot streak. She’s picked the right music, she picked the right way to “evolve” her image. And she even picks the right kind of tension to make it interesting. No story works without conflict. Taylor’s past conflicts revolved around romance. Taylor’s current conflicts are focused on equality – but a specific kind of equality. Unlike Miley, she’s not the voice of the homeless and the genderqueer. Too controversial. Unlike so many other celebrities, she’s not taking on politics and world affairs. Also too polarising. Instead, Taylor’s equality focus is unassailable. I’m just here to support women and artists. I’m here to defend the little guy against corporations. Nothing more specific than that. It’s a battle cry without having to lose blood. It’s fighting without, really, having to throw a punch. It’s looking like a warrior without sustaining a single bruise. It’s very, very, very shrewd.

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