This weekend in Swoki

July 11, 2016 19:54:34 Posted at July 11, 2016 19:54:34
Lainey Posted by Lainey
AKM-GSI, Splash News

Swoki is in Australia. Staying at a very nice hotel. I guess this particular hotel doesn’t have a gym? Because Tom Hiddleston decided to go for a run outside the other day. Outside. Where fans and local media were camped out. Outside. And it’s not like her security team - or even hotel personnel - wouldn’t have known, wouldn’t have alerted them to the presence of the public. Outside.

Maybe the treadmill was broken?

Or maybe he, as we’ve observed, f-cking loves it. Loves it so much he stopped to actually talk to reporters and fans… about his “work”:

Then he and Taylor went out for dinner. Also with an audience. And not seeming to mind at all.

Here’s my question: when was the last time a couple so f-cking well-suited to each other was questioned for their validity? It’s like saying, OMG, X and Y are really so great together, like a totally perfect match…

So …they must be fake!

It’s weird, non?

Is it a rejection of that which is *too* right?

Is it that we’ve been conditioned to regard with skepticism anything that is *too* right? Too good to be true?

Is it tall poppy syndrome?

Whatever it is, supposedly they’re talking about marriage and babies already, as E! News reports:

"This is the kind of a man she would want to marry," the source said. "She has said he would make a great dad. They have talked about what they want in the future and kids are something that they would both like down the line. They have very real and serious conversations about life."

Swift, the source added, likes Hiddleston's "English ways."
"She has told me that she loves his accent and thinks he is so sexy," the source said. "He acts very English. He is also a big tea drinker."

I believe they’re talking like this is T+T=Forever.

I don’t know if I believe it from E! though. There’s the association E! has with Kanye West’s wife’s family, for starters. Think about that. E! is all up in their business. Would anyone close to Taylor Swift, on the inside of the Swoki romance, really give E! the exclusive when Taylor knows better than anyone who’s connected to and associated with whom?

Also, shortly after Swoki went to England to meet with Tom’s family and while they were taking their love on tour in Rome, E! published this widely read article by their Chief News Correspondent dumping on the legitimacy of Swoki Love.

Taylor remembers.

And she does not forgive. Taylor is petty enough to benefit some media outlets over others. So why would her team be leaking exclusives about marriage and babies to E! when they could be leaking to any other outlet?

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