Swifty & the kitten heel
Every time I bitch about kitten heels, many of you bitch at me for hating on them. So we’re about to fight again today.
Taylor Swift showed up at the premiere of Romeo & Juliet last night in support of her friend Hailee Steinfeld. Look at her feet. How f-cking annoying are these shoes?
It’s a kitten heel, for starters. And they’re SATIN. Maybe the worst combination ever. Like, I think I could more tolerate a kitten heel in Lucite and mesh than I can a kitten heel in satin. Because a kitten heel is so grossly twee to begin with, you throw the satin in there and it’s becomes suffocating. The twee in this case is magnified by the wearer.
This is, after all, Taylor Swift. If this shoe could sh-t, it would sh-t out hearts.
In other Swift news…
While we’re talking about Miley’s Rolling Stone article – this is what Miley said about the VMAs, an apparent hit at Taylor:
"We could have even gone further, but we didn't. I thought that's what the VMAs were all about! It's not the Grammys or the Oscars. You're not supposed to show up in a gown, Vanna White-style" – a little dig at Taylor Swift. "It's supposed to be fun!"
Let’s revisit Taylor’s reaction to Miley’s performance that night – click here to see.
Did you think that would go unpunished?
And how will Taylor react now that she’s heard about Miley’s comments?
I’m telling you: Liam Hemsworth.
All Access Photo/ Splash