Victoria’s Secret’s Exes
The Victoria’s Secret fashion show happened in New York last night. This, apparently, is a big deal. I only cared about it last year because, ahem, Miranda Kerr was rather busy. But Miranda wasn’t there this time. This time Taylor Swift performed, which is interesting because, well, look at what she wore. I swear they don’t care about feet at Victoria’s Secret, do they? Why would they?
But I do.
And these are the sh-ttiest, cheapest looking shoes ever. What does it matter when you spend $10 million on a bra when the foot gear is so busted?
So Taylor was there and also Cara Delevingne and they have Harry Styles in common so, you know, Taylor and Cara weren’t exactly tight on the runway. Instead, Taylor made besties with everyone else. I see what you’re doing there, Swifty.
Erin Heatherton, ex-girlfriend of Leonardo DiCaprio and Toni Garrn, current girlfriend of Leonardo DiCaprio and Erin’s immediate successor. Don’t see them posing together either. Potential for a LOT of drama. How did the other girls decide who to side with?
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