This is the new poster for the upcoming season of American Idol courtesy of Entertainment Weekly. There’s Seacrest, a buoyant Steven Tyler, Randy Jackson doing jazz hands, and Miley Cyrus.
No, actually, that’s Jennifer Lopez. They’ve teened her.
Now I’m not one of those women who puts restrictions on what women of a certain age should and shouldn’t wear; I argue about this all the time with my friend Lorella, and Duana too because she’s always down on baby doll dresses. But this isn’t so much about WHAT JLo’s wearing than HOW she’s wearing it. It’s a juvenile pose. Is she curtsying? Also I think there might be a wig issue. And her legs look wonk to me.
So yeah, I just might have to watch Idol again for the first time since Ruben Studdard.