Not that this needs an explanation but whatever. Why pass up an opportunity to slag a bitch?
First the bust. She couldn’t fill the bust. So whenever she walked, the top part of her dress would move around, not having any flesh to hold it in place – particularly noticeable when she walked across the stage to present an award, flashing a 3 inch gap between her gown and her chest.
Then of course the back. Could be a personal thing but the sheer material holding up the strapless front is so cheesy, so tacky, so PANTY HOSE, and so…
You see it on their costumes all the time for practicality, though why this sh-t has landed on a red carpet, I will never understand, to say nothing of the dress overall – Miss America meets Mother of the Bride, hanging from the window at Doreen’s Bridal Gallery selling “glamorous” fashions 2 decades too old.
Cheap AND Outdated … doesn’t get much worse.