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Teri Hatcher"s oversized baggage

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 3, 2006 12:00:00 May 3, 2006 12:00:00

So Teri"s coming out with a book. And to publicise the book, she goes on Oprah. While she"s on Oprah, she discusses her history of abuse, she discusses how it affected her marriage, she was open and honest, and I dare say - I actually liked her. But then came the big mistake. Because just when you thought it was a well executed, image boosting appearance, out comes the Ryan Seacrest question. Full Story

The Daily Ugly: Sharon Stone"s assy pants

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 26, 2006 12:00:00 April 26, 2006 12:00:00

Look, I was all over leather pants… IN 1998!!! But in LA??? In the middle of April? For dinner??? Someone, anyone…find this woman a boyfriend. Her desperation and her 40 year old libido are wreaking havoc on my eyes. I"m telling you… the poor thing is one date with Ryan Seacrest away from Teri Hatcher. Full Story

The Daily Disintegration: Teri Hatcher"s face

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 9, 2006 12:00:00 April 9, 2006 12:00:00

This weekend at the GLAAD awards. So is there any wonder why the entire smutting universe thinks Ryan Seacrest is gay? What self respecting straight man would hit this? Teri Hatcher is an instant erection killer. And at this rate, the wretched hag is going to be single for life. Poor thing. Now I feel sorry for her. Full Story

Thelma & Louise redux

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 4, 2006 12:00:00 April 4, 2006 12:00:00

Good times, good times. I loved that movie. Brad Pitt’s abs, Gina going postal and robbing that convenience store, Susan’s breakdown when she finally reveals her traumatic past, their mature-woman bodies jammed into too tight jeans and sun-fried beyond recognition – it was kick ass estrogen at its most fantastical. Full Story

A case for George & Renee

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 21, 2006 12:00:00 February 21, 2006 12:00:00

I’m about to gloat, just a little. If you can’t handle it, skip to the next. Gloating isn’t terribly gracious, but then again, neither is gossiping. And in this business, I gotta give my sources their due when they come through. On Sunday night, following the BAFTAs, I reported exclusively on the bedroom eye action going on between Renee Z and George Clooney at the event. Full Story

Renee in London

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 19, 2006 12:00:00 February 19, 2006 12:00:00

Ms Z showed up at a pre-BAFTA Vogue event on Saturday night looking like complete arse. Thank Goddess things improved for the main show on Sunday. She appeared a lot more pulled together, if not a bit frozen. Anyway, gossips are now raging all over the UK that Renee was making goo goo eyes at George Clooney all night, looking at him “longingly” throughout the evening, perhaps eager to rekindle whatever it was that they shared a few years ago, pre-Kenny, pre-spinal injury. Full Story

Wednesday, February 8, 2006 UPDATE: Thursday night - am still sick. Also being whisked away for romantic weekend at a cabin by the sea with husband and dog. If you"re bored - do your homework at Perez and Jared and The Superficial etc. If you"re still bored, go through my archives and figure out my blind items. Back with fresh smut and a better week on Sunday night. Dear gossips, Maybe it’s the Tylenol 3 I popped this afternoon but for some reason, no one really offended me at the Grammys tonight. Am I just really high or did most of them do a pretty good job? Thank Goddess for Teri Hatcher, otherwise my raging bitch would not have had the chance to come out and play. As promised, here’s my Grammy wrap-up.

Worst Makeup: Teri Hatcher

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 8, 2006 12:00:00 February 8, 2006 12:00:00

George Clooney is the Man. Indisputably so. But if he really is hittin’ this bitch, he doesn’t deserve my Oscar vote. Because Teri Hatcher is a MESS! The only good thing I can say about this getup is that I like the back of her dress. Everything else is arse. Arse arse arse. Call me crazy but I think I’d rather look at the man called Fergie than at Teri Hatcher and her crumbling face. Full Story

Teri & George???

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 18, 2006 12:00:00 January 18, 2006 12:00:00

Oh sweet Goddess. When it rains, it pours. Major buzz in Hollywood that Teri Hatcher and George Clooney went out on a date a few days ago. Something about dinner in Malibu. While neither of them are talking, every gossip worth her smut is running around trying to get confirmation. For the record, I don"t have it. Full Story

Best Anorexic: Teri Hatcher

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 16, 2006 12:00:00 January 16, 2006 12:00:00

Maybe it was the wine. Maybe it was the sick elation I felt after wolfing down a Double Quarter Pounder with Cheese and a super size helping of fries. But I didn’t think Teri Hatcher looked too bad tonight. In fact, I was pleasantly surprised to see her with some curves. The ass looked relatively meaty and the arms weren’t in danger of snapping, and even her face looked like it was holding up well in the California sunshine. Full Story

A Thick Skin

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 11, 2006 12:00:00 January 11, 2006 12:00:00

Before I get into the details, I"m sorry if I haven"t answered your blind item guesses directly. I"ll try to address as many of them as I can in the Monday Mailbag sessions. She"s renowned for her beauty and revered for her body and even though she"s probably past her prime, it doesn"t mean she"s still not a hot piece of ass. Full Story