The Ashley Greene Standard of Comedy

June 23, 2010 13:38:26 Posted at June 23, 2010 13:38:26
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Oh...she just keeps giving. SO much material.

And we have ourselves another over-reacher. Ashley Greene is currently promoting herself while promoting Eclipse. And she’s sharing with us her career plans. Apparently she reckons she has the goods to become a comedian.

Who?

Ashley Greene. From Twilight.

"Comedy is something that I'm definitely looking to get into. I had a little taste of it and I do intend on going to classes for it because I think it's a different muscle, and it's hard to find female comedians. ... You've got, like, Jennifer Aniston and Cameron Diaz and that's it."

That’s it?

So...

Sandra Bullock is irrelevant?

How do you f-cking miss Sandra Bullock?

How do you miss the most beloved comic actress in the business?

You know how you miss the most popular actress in the business?

It’s because the attributes that make Sandy Sandy are not the attributes that matter to Ashley Greene. Cam and Jen get a certain kind of press. Cam and Jen also make sh-tty movies. That should tell you about Ashley Greene.

As for Ashley Greene post Twilight, well, maybe if she starts dating someone super famous. Because on her own merit? There’s no room. But by all means, please keep showing us your body.


Source

Thanks Ginny!

Photos from Wenn.com

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