The Daily Footie: Luca Toni

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 10, 2006 12:00:00 July 10, 2006 12:00:00
How could the last Daily Footie not be from the Azzurri? And how could any woman or gaygay resist the charms of Luca Toni? I’m sure I don’t need to explain to his hotness to your loins. The man is sex on a pitch, that’s all. However, Luca has been chosen not only for his physical appeal but also for his sexy ass name. Forget Hugo! Luca is now at the top of my list if I ever decide to thaw out my womb and give my husband an heir. Is it wrong to have a baby just so I can call him Luca? Luca S? Half Pole, half Chinese, Italian inspired, and Canadian conceived? Hmmm…something to consider…

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