Getting quite a bit of attention of late due to his starring turn opposite Scarlett Jo in Woody Allen’s latest Match Point. A beautiful man but he looks too much like a heroin shooting poof for my taste. Hey – I know some chicks dig that pretty boy sh*t. And more power to them. But I think I’ve made it pretty clear that I like ‘em rugged, dirty, and/or creepy and off balance.
Still...even the most devoted JRM fans can’t deny the sheer Hoffness of these photos from A Socialite’s Life. I particularly enjoy the one where his legs are squeezed shut. It reminds me of that scene from The Silence of the Lambs, when the psycho murderer tucks his winkle between his legs and tries to play dress up. Seriously, y’all. What in the name of Hassel to the Hoff was the stylist thinking???