The Daily Ugly: Ethan Hawke

February 23, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at February 23, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey
Someone. Anyone. Tell me again why he gets so much p*ssy. Ten years ago? Absolutely. Even five I could understand. But now? Can you believe this stinky mutt scores as often and as much as he does? WHY??? When I look at Ethan Hawke all I see is bad breath, bad clothes, and bad bad poetry??? So unless you’re a little 20 year old hick fresh off the bus, in the big city for the first time, and vulnerable to a skeezy New Yorker who wants to read you the Bard while you bathing you in the bathtub, please say NO to Ethan Hawke. Not on your life.
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