The Daily Ugly: Priscilla Presley
February 28, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at February 28, 2006 12:00:00
Launching some new product line today. You"d think with all that Graceland cash she could afford to hire a better plastic surgeon. Such a shame, considering how absolutely beautiful this woman used to be. I"m telling you. I used to be an Elvis expert. Summer of my 13th year - bought every book and record I could find, practically memorised Elvis & Me, begged my mother to let me wear black eyeliner like Priscilla on her wedding day, and fantasised about a young, virile, army Elvis taking me to my first high school dance. In other words, Priscilla Presley is on my "Reborn Top Five" - a list of 5 women I"d like to possess in past tense if ever given the opportunity. Which is why I"m so gutted that she decided to mangle her face. So tragic, gossips. So tragic.