We were on the Metro in Paris one day and we zoomed by this billboard and I swear to goddess I thought I saw something about a Steven Seagal concert and I couldn"t get another look so I dismissed it, chalking it up to jetlag and nicotine hallucinations.
However, it appears that I did see a Steven Seagal performance poster!
Steven Seagal sings? Steven Seagal has a recording career? Steven Seagal is on tour??? Who knew???
Is he any good? Or is he, like, Hoff good? If you know, can you let me know? Am dying to unravel this mystery…