The Drew Debate
Alanis Morrissette First of all, I hear you. Drew sagged. And she sagged A LOT. But in my opinion, there"s "bad sag" and there"s "come hither sag". There"s ghetto bounce and there"s juicy bounce. I looked at Drew and like many of you, I was shocked at first. But then I was enticed. Those funbags made me want to come in hard for a nuzzle and then take a nap. Now what"s wrong with that??? It also helped that she was glorious in green and luscious to boot. I mean look at her. Look at how cute and delicious she is. Could she have used a bra? Of course. But was she really the worst tit crime of the night? Hardly, my friends. Hardly. That distinction, as previously mentioned, belongs to Alanis, whose unattractive jugs came encased in a burlap sack. If breasts could give off bad body odour, I"m pretty f*cking sure hers would. Do I want to rub my tired head against this? Hell to the N-O. Here. You do the side by side. Next to each other. And now tell me again - would you really say that Drew"s boobies are more offensive than Alanis??? I rest my case.