The Emmys 2014

August 26, 2014 08:15:51 Posted at August 26, 2014 08:15:51
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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What’s the middle ground at an award show between not knowing anyone and having to see the same people over and over again?

Well. The Golden Globes. And the Oscars.

You still get the familiarity, but the films are fresh, the characters are different, it’s not just Modern Family over and over and over again. This is the problem with the Emmys. And what sucks is that it doesn’t have to be. There are other shows. There are SO MANY OTHER SHOWS. There are new faces. But the television academy keeps getting stuck in cycles. There was a West Wing cycle. There was a Desperate Housewives cycle. There was a Grey’s Anatomy cycle. A Mad Men cycle. A Modern Family cycle…

That’s why it was fun to see Key & Peele up there presenting.

Now why can’t that be the Best Comedy?

Or this?

A lot of people watch those shows too. Just, I guess, not the “right” people. Wait a minute. Doesn’t everybody buy paper towels?

Maybe the cycles are to blame for the fashion. Because the sad truth is that television stars are given second class dresses. I mean, sure, Claire Danes is name enough to wear Givenchy, but you have to admit the quality on the red carpet is decidedly lower tier. What’s frustrating is that it feels like television is content to live that way, to live like they are the poor cousins of movie stars. When you’re running a text preview on the screen that reads “10 minutes to Julia Roberts!” during the telecast just because she’s coming out to present the award, you’re pretty much conceding that Julia Roberts is the only reason to keep watching. So, if that’s the case, why would I believe otherwise? By the way, Julia Roberts wore one of the best dresses.

Let’s get to it then. While most of it was sh-tty, there were a few standouts. One more thing – this is not the place where we take down Lena Dunham. Because why shouldn’t Lena Dunham wear Giambattista Valli? Unless you think Valli is just for Mrs Timberlake?

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