The Gossip Boys at the Met
A three-way with Ed Westwick and Penn Badgley? Bring it.
In person, Ed might not even be a Shame F&ck anymore. Seriously. I saw him tonight and my pervy cougar mouth started watering for more. And then he stopped and talked. And it was that accent. And that bad boy play. And that naughtiness lurking underneath his Dolce & Gabbana. And I encouraged him to look around, to find a woman to go home with. And he did. He eyed up a few ladies appreciatively, leering at them while I leered at him. And I was like… please keep leering so I can keep leering? And even though he’s wee – like WEE – sometimes you just make an exception, you know?
As for Penn… SO cute in person. A beautiful black and white striped shirt under his suit. He was sweet and accommodating and together we had our very own GMD and Katie moment, watching Tom present Katie up and down the stairs, and he told me he was dateless tonight but he happened to arrive separately and also at the same time as Blake Lively so then I asked him if he would go home dateless too and he said… who knows?
Am double crushing on the Gossip Boys. Minus Chace Crawford. Chace Crawford is about as underwhelming as Emmy Rossum. With a massive ego to boot. He walked into that place like he owned it. Like he was some kind of sh*t because he uses a flat iron.
Sit DOWN Chace Crawford.
Can’t find any photos of Ed Westwick. Poor thing. Maybe he wasn’t important enough for photographers. Silly photographers.
Here’s one of Chace leaving the event. And Penn and Blake at an afteparty. And Ed shooting Gossip Girl last week.