The Holy Twins vs Aniston: showdown at TIFF?
Come September, Toronto could be flooded with Brangelunatics who are so, so, SO angry today and losing many valuable work hours over that Us Weekly cover. How dare anyone suggest that the Holy Twins were conceived in any other way but the Pitt Porn natural way.
Now a change of pace…
We’re a month away from festival season and my sources tell me the Brange have supposedly confirmed they’ll be at TIFF to promote Burn After Reading. That much has long been speculated. But one step further, rumour has it Burn will be the Friday night gala, kicking off the first weekend of TIFF 2008 in superstar style with not only Brad and Angelina but also, yes, George Clooney. Last year the Brange caused a f*cking riot in Yorkville with one crazed fan lifting her baby up to the car window to be blessed by the Pitts. Who knows how far the Brangelunatics will take it this year, especially since…
Jennifer Aniston produced a movie called Management – title could be changed. She also co-stars in the film with Steve Zahn. There is word that she is considering bringing it to TIFF.
Can you imagine??
Realistically though, Jennifer’s project will likely be slotted for later on during the festival, and she’ll probably arrange to arrive well after the Brange’s departure. But a possible showdown is the smuttiest appetiser ever.