Thinnification Articles

Celebrity weight loss, typically but not exclusively for the purpose of career advancement and not always due to health reasons.

Porny in the backseat

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 23, 2014 20:04:17 June 23, 2014 20:04:17
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Oh now this is just too easy… Jessica Simpson posted this shot on Instagram the other day with the caption: Hiding from the paparazzi, so why not pose for Eric? As IF she hides from the paps. She wasn't hiding from them when she was leaving dinner the same night in the same outfit. Full Story

Face or Body: Man edition featuring Jake Gyllenhaal

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 22, 2013 14:52:50 October 22, 2013 14:52:50
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A quick refresher for those of you unfamiliar to Face or Body: as my friend Lara always says, faces need some fat on them, especially after 30. But that can mean sacrificing a bony ass to look younger. And many (most?) women in Hollywood choose body over face. They’d rather be very thin in the body and look older in the face than look younger in the face and have some curves down below. Full Story

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Emmys Worst: Claire Danes

Duana Posted by Duana at September 23, 2013 17:38:02 September 23, 2013 17:38:02
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It’s partly her own doing, I think. Had she showed up just on her own as Claire Danes, then she would have just been Claire Danes and the hair and the tan and that dress, which is not getting enough criticism, would have been judged on their own. But she showed up for most people’s first time on Ryan Seacrest’s carpet, hijacking the Lena Dunham interview and essentially pushing him off camera. Full Story

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Emmys Worst Thinnification: Julianna Margulies

Duana Posted by Duana at September 23, 2013 13:46:46 September 23, 2013 13:46:46
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I think I’ve been clear here, before, that I really like the Marg. I spell her name wrong with regularity, of course, but I like her. She’s always kind of got some quiet sass about her, rocking the latter part of her career, and she knows exactly what’s up, I feel, at these events. Full Story

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Emma, Andrew, and thin Colin

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 22, 2013 16:27:53 July 22, 2013 16:27:53
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Andrew Garfield showed up in costume at Comic-Con – click here if you missed Sarah’s recap earlier today—and then flew straight to the South of France to see his girlfriend Emma Stone where she’s working on Woody Allen’s new movie with Colin Firth. Full Story

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The thinnification of Chris Evans

Sarah Posted by Sarah at July 3, 2013 15:15:16 July 3, 2013 15:15:16
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When I first started writing for LaineyGossip back in 2010 (oh my God—it’s been three years?!) I had a big Freebie Five crush on Chris Evans and Lainey gave me sh*t all the time. But then he got super jacked for Captain America and I wasn’t feeling it as much, as beefcake isn’t my favorite flavor. Full Story

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Kate Upton: the Vogue cover...finally

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 6, 2013 13:49:29 June 6, 2013 13:49:29
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Last year, Page Six reported that Kate Upton, unlike many of her model peers, was made to pay her own way into the MET Gala by Anna Wintour. This year at the MET Gala, Upton wore DVF and it was one of the most tragic looks of a night that was dominated by tragic looks. Full Story

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The Thinnification of Lily Collins

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 20, 2013 15:46:02 February 20, 2013 15:46:02
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Lily Collins is the star of the upcoming The Mortal Instruments film series, based on the YA books by Cassandra Clare. The first installment is due in August. You previously saw her in last year’s Mirror, Mirror. Collins has tried the celebrity spawn reality show thing, she’s tried journalism, and now the goal is a franchise, to occupy a place in Hollywood somewhere around Kristen Stewart and Jennifer Lawrence. Full Story

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Grammy Face or Body: Faith Hill

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 11, 2013 14:16:15 February 11, 2013 14:16:15
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My friend Amy D, a big country music fan, emailed me last night during the Grammys. OMG what happened to Faith Hill?!? My response: Face or Body. She’s choosing Body. In the choice not to have a big ass, sometimes, unless you’re Halle Berry, you sacrifice your face. This, I imagine, is why fillers became so popular. Full Story

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