Thinnification Articles

Celebrity weight loss, typically but not exclusively for the purpose of career advancement and not always due to health reasons.

BAFTA Worst: Jennifer Lawrence

February 14, 2011 01:25:45 Posted at February 14, 2011 01:25:45
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Cut off her head and, well, wouldn’t you expect that it was Blake Lively wearing this dress? Maybe Blake Lively wouldn’t have worn that choker. So 90s. But you get the idea, right? There’s so much titty action happening here, and I’m not sure Jennifer Lawrence means to be the titty action kind of girl, Mystique notwithstanding. Full Story

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Sexy or Try?

October 26, 2010 08:22:43 Posted at October 26, 2010 08:22:43
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Demi Moore showed up at the Glamour Reel Moments event last night in LA looking very beautiful, extra skinny, and showing some string bra. Sexy? Or Try? I want to defend the woman in her 40s who wants to do and wear whatever the f-ck she wants without being restricted by a subtitle that reads “I’m a mother”. Full Story

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Few Answers, More Questions

September 20, 2010 11:43:20 Posted at September 20, 2010 11:43:20
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Written by DuanaLast night's Mad Men immediately rewards me for my...faithful viewership? (Blatant Roger-Joan shipping? Ignorance of Don and Dr. Faye?) ...with a 'previously on' that promises all my favourite stuff will come straight to the forefront. Full Story

Emmy Breakup Thinnification

August 30, 2010 10:24:00 Posted at August 30, 2010 10:24:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Kelly Osbourne ditched her boyfriend Luke Worrell about six weeks after she supposedly caught him cheating. She arrived at the Emmys with a very small waist in a very tight dress – looked lovely, sure, but that’s a lot of littleness that seems to have happened over a short period of time. Full Story

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No college for JailBait

May 25, 2010 07:46:02 Posted at May 25, 2010 07:46:02
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Miley Cyrus is currently on holiday with her dad in Mexico, photographed on the beach yesterday at their resort. It’s a brief break before heavy promotion for her upcoming new album Can’t Be Tamed dropping June 22nd. While I was in Cannes, Miley performed Can’t Be Tamed on Dancing with the Lame Sh-ts. Full Story

SJP green ballet

April 30, 2010 11:02:02 Posted at April 30, 2010 11:02:02
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Sarah Jessica Parker attended the New York City Ballet spring opening last night. Love the jacket over the dress. Love. But... she is deathly thin right now, non? Like more so than usual. Perhaps it’s the stress of running after two babies and a preschooler. I’ll say it again though – she’s never slammed for her veins and her emaciated frame. Full Story

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Skinny Spittle!

March 16, 2010 07:27:48 Posted at March 16, 2010 07:27:48
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Wonder if Jennifer Aniston ordered him to get rid of his carb face because over the last couple of weeks, Gerard Butler has de-carbed considerably. Wonder if weight loss leads to spittle reduction? Check him out on Letterman tomorrow night. He was there last night to pre-tape his appearance, counting down to the end of this promotional push for The Bounty Hunter so that can go back to rice and pasta and a random piece on the side of the street if he so chooses. Full Story

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Date night?

March 2, 2010 08:39:52 Posted at March 2, 2010 08:39:52
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Reese Witherspoon was photographed after a blowout yesterday smartly dressed almost as though she was headed out immediately after. For a date? Word is she’s been casually seeing Jim Toth, an agent with CAA. CAA reps her, so it’s very possible it’s a business friendship, but a story so boring clearly doesn’t make for very titillating narrative. Full Story

Jacek, she’s too skinny

January 12, 2010 08:22:00 Posted at January 12, 2010 08:22:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Mila Kunis is one of my husband Jacek’s favourite girls. After Marion Cotillard and Penelope Cruz, Mila ranks along with Portman and McAdams and sometimes Shaki. But Mila last night turned up at the LA premiere of The Book of Eli looking much much smaller. Like scary smaller. Not that she wasn’t small to begin with, of course she was, but now it’s Ellen Pompeo styles. Full Story

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