Thinnification Articles

Celebrity weight loss, typically but not exclusively for the purpose of career advancement and not always due to health reasons.

Posh is jealous

January 26, 2009 09:46:51 Posted at January 26, 2009 09:46:51
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The Lohan hags were in New York this weekend shopping for the paps. Ali Lohan desperately needs a job, obviously. Lilo’s efforts at promoting her sister however were wasted because the only thing anyone can focus on coming out of these photos is her alarming thinnification. Her arms and now her legs. Full Story

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She needs Tina

January 9, 2009 10:47:00 Posted at January 9, 2009 10:47:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

A very, very, VERY thin Lindsay Lohan was spotted with her 40 year old sister Ali yesterday. Quite an achievement - to win a skinny-off against a 14 year old. Her legs in those jeans! Word is Lilo is in total denial about her relationship with Samantha Ronson. Apparently Samantha did break up with her but she’s refusing to accept it. Full Story

Spittle and Lilo in Miami

December 31, 2008 12:03:10 Posted at December 31, 2008 12:03:10
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Separately…but you know he likes to party and leer at the ladies. Will he show up at her bash at Mansion tonight? This is Gerard Butler in Miami last night, a prelude to what will likely be a full spittle affair in South Beach as he rings in the new year. And here’s Lindsay Lohan showing off her thinness on the beach today, getting some sun glow before her hosting duties with Samantha Ronson. Full Story

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Lilo disappearing

November 20, 2008 12:12:03 Posted at November 20, 2008 12:12:03
Lainey Posted by Lainey

She just arrived on the carpet at the new Atlantis Hotel on Palm Jumeirah in Dubai – they spent sick money pulling this party off with heavyweights like Charlize Theron and even DeNiro scheduled to attend. And yes, Samantha Ronson has been booked to DJ the late night session. Which is why Lindsay Lohan is there, wearing black, and almost at her scary weight. Full Story

Lilo in white and one pink nail

November 4, 2008 06:57:20 Posted at November 4, 2008 06:57:20
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Pink middle finger on both hands - no doubt what’ll be the new nail trend by next week. Here’s Lindsay Lohan thin thin thin even in white yesterday picking up some dirty Chinese at Panda Express to share with Samantha before throwing it up or cranking it off later in the day. As reported yesterday, Lilo will no longer be hosting Full Story

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Summoned by Her Madgesty

October 14, 2008 06:48:25 Posted at October 14, 2008 06:48:25
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It was a star studded carpet last night for Filth & Wisdom as all tried to gain Her Madgesty’s favour. Including Lindsay Lohan. Especially Lindsay Lohan. That’s coming up. Also Chace Crawford and the panty exploding piece of shamef&cking hotness known as Chuck Bass. Later. For now…others paying their respects at court: The beautiful Brooke Shields who, at 2 years older, still looks 10 years YOUNGER than Granny Freeze Nicole Kidman. Full Story

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Shenae says she eats

September 25, 2008 07:09:27 Posted at September 25, 2008 07:09:27
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Posing with food means you’re actually eating the food…right? This is Shenae Grimes on the set of 90210 yesterday after a visit to craft services yesterday. Conveniently the paps happened to be there too… As you know, the stars of the show have been at the centre of a raging thin controversy the last couple of weeks, with both Shenae and Jessica Stroup landing on the cover of Us Weekly being accused of encouraging bad body examples. Full Story

Best Emmy Hair: Felicity Huffman

September 22, 2008 07:31:00 Posted at September 22, 2008 07:31:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Super bob. Age appropriate bob. Unfussy and uncomplicated and it looks amazing on her. Her body looks amazing on her too. But some say Felicity Huffman can be a little too body focused… A lot of attention is being paid of late to young actresses on tv and their dangerous desires to be thin. Full Story

All Night LiLo & SamRo

September 8, 2008 06:14:28 Posted at September 8, 2008 06:14:28
Lainey Posted by Lainey

She actually came. First annual eTalk Festival Party went down on Friday night to celebrate TIFF – as mentioned last week, Samantha Ronson was spinning… and wouldn’t you know it, she brought Lindsay Lohan with her. She was propped up on the 3rd floor, the DJ stage was surrounded by fans taking cell phone photos, trying to get a glimpse of Lilo who was crouching down most of the time, texting, pretending to be freaked out by all the attention. Full Story

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Beverly Hills Thin-Off

August 20, 2008 10:20:49 Posted at August 20, 2008 10:20:49
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The new 90210 will premiere on September 2nd. You may recognise one of the stars of the show Shenae Grimes from Degrassi. Or not. Because Degrassi is enjoyed by millions and egregiously unrecognised in Canada. Here are Shenae and Jessica Stroup shooting scenes at The Komoko, location for the Peach Pit. Full Story

Single, Skinny, and Bobbed

June 19, 2008 09:12:10 Posted at June 19, 2008 09:12:10
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Anne Hathaway is no longer with that man who keeps bouncing cheques… looks like she celebrated her newfound single status with a blunt bob. Me likey. However, frenetic promotion for Get Smart (go go Get Smart!) is perhaps taking its toll. Anne was gaunt and tired today on morning television and appeared much older than mid-twenty. Full Story

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