Thinnification Articles

Celebrity weight loss, typically but not exclusively for the purpose of career advancement and not always due to health reasons.

Single, Skinny, and Bobbed

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 19, 2008 09:12:10 June 19, 2008 09:12:10

Anne Hathaway is no longer with that man who keeps bouncing cheques… looks like she celebrated her newfound single status with a blunt bob. Me likey. However, frenetic promotion for Get Smart (go go Get Smart!) is perhaps taking its toll. Anne was gaunt and tired today on morning television and appeared much older than mid-twenty. Full Story

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The Thinnification of Colin Farrell

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 27, 2008 11:05:41 May 27, 2008 11:05:41

They say it’s for a movie role…but my smutty sense is tingling that it’s something more sinister. Smutty senses can be wrong. Let’s hope. This is Colin shooting a movie in Ireland, painfully thin. Look at his legs. Look how his eyes bulge. Suddenly I don’t want him for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. Full Story

Who Might Be Eating?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 29, 2008 12:42:56 April 29, 2008 12:42:56

MKO??? Really??? Here she is last night in New York at the Chanel party celebrating the Tribeca Film Festival and maybe it’s because I’ve just seen Kristen Johnson’s legs but MK’s … well… they’ve looked a lot worse. Could Mary Kate Olsen actually be making healthy choices? Let’s go with that… even though she insists on such a deathly face. Full Story

Who Needs to Eat?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 29, 2008 12:10:00 April 29, 2008 12:10:00

This is Kristen Johnson last night in New York. She was in that show 3rd Rock From The Sun. Looks like she hasn’t eaten since she played that woman who fell out of the window and died on Sex & The City. The legs. Look at her legs. Her legs are actually smaller than Mary Kate Olsen’s. I’m about to post those in a minute… So if you’re a foot taller than an Olsen Twin but your legs are actually thinner… is this a good thing? Photos from Wenn.com Full Story

Rossum Thinnification

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 16, 2008 08:37:00 April 16, 2008 08:37:00

It’s been a long, long time since Emmy brought her Rossum to a red carpet. Late last year you had to scrape her off the red carpet. Because Rossum showed up at every red carpet to rape us with her sugar…thank you Keira Knightley. Full Story

The Thinnification of Mimi

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 7, 2008 09:01:00 April 7, 2008 09:01:00

At Idol Gives Back last night, Mimi posed in a tank top and jeans with a super flat stomach, little arms, a whittling waist, and not a trace of chubb. She says she’s been working hard with her trainer and eating well… it shows! Mimi Cheese has a slammin’ body. And the best part is there’s really no cause to worry. Full Story

Kate Beating Mary Kate

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 27, 2008 11:06:00 March 27, 2008 11:06:00

You know you’re totally owning the thin-off when you’re beating even Mary Kate Olsen. MK showed up at the 21 screening last night and, would you believe it, she was NOT the skinniest girl in the room. As you know already, that distinction belonged to Kate Bosworth. MK on the other hand, by her standards, actually looked positively plumb! Quit freaking out. Full Story

Happy Not Healthy?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 13, 2008 06:23:00 March 13, 2008 06:23:00

Kate Bosworth last night in Vegas for the premiere of 21. From the neck up, she looks great. The dress is amazing. Am all over the arm warmers. Not so much the shoes. Those legs however…those legs are scary. Scarier than Posh. Crazy thing is, she’s actually been thinner. Right after splitting with Three Whiskers Orly, Kate was thin like death and though in recent months she’s appeared to have bounced back, by maybe a measly 5 pounds, clearly there’s a limit to her healthy threshold. Full Story

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