It’ll be perfect in a week
This is Tom Brady in LA yesterday shooting Funny Or Die. That looks like a pretty fresh haircut, right? The Met Gala is a week today. Gisele is almost always at the Met Gala and Tom always goes with her. In 7 days, his grow-out will be perfect.
You know the way we look at a really great dress or a sweater or a pair of shoes and covet? This is how Jacek, right now, is looking at Tom’s Under Armour. I’m just saying that’s what I have to work with for life. You’d think, being the spokesperson and all, that Under Armour could special fit a pair of tall boy pants for Tom that don’t look like tall boy pants.