Smart & Hot

January 10, 2008 12:20:44 Posted at January 10, 2008 12:20:44
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Tom Brady is currently prepping to continue the Patriots’ perfect quest this weekend against Jacksonville. Hopefully Gisele isn’t distracting him too much. Because after watching this video – click here to view – I don’t know how anyone could focus on anything else but the Brazilian. Am not of the Sapphic persuasion but even I’m feeling a tingle. Damn. Can she move that ass or what???

Having said that, as is well documented, their hotness is demonstrably equal. Attached – Tom’s ads for Smart Water, the same company endorsed by Jennifer Aniston. The one with the helicopter and the wind and him rushing all busy and sh*t is kinda cheesy but still… Tom is so quivering I can’t stand it.

Speaking of Smart Water and Jennifer Aniston – she signs with them for cash AND shares. STOCKS. She suddenly gets a new model boyfriend who is photographed leaving her house with a bottle of it in hand. Around the same time, Smart Water’s parent company is acquired by Coca-Cola in a $4.1 BILLION deal. She gets an estimated $10 million.

Coincidence or conspiracy?

photos from Splash

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