Leaving Gisele’s apartment.
Life really, really, really isn’t fair. But remember my Celebrity Baby Theory, the Goddess’s way of balancing things out:
Hot + hot = Ugly
Hot + average = Fairly attractive
Average + Average = Hot
Horse face stars + gay husbands = Cute
Hot + Ugly = Ugly
Average + Ugly = Uglier
Ugly + Ugly = Donatella Versace
Hang on to that.