Fifty Shades of Tom & Gisele
Sports Illustrated interviewed Tom Brady after he’d had a chance to process his Super Bowl win. At the end, they discussed what it was like, coming home, coming down after the high of the victory. Here’s how he described it. And it’s making everyone horny:
Brady: “I had a nice moment with my wife Tuesday morning. Monday was taken up with getting home, and I finally had a chance to sleep Monday night … We woke up Tuesday, and, now, she’s woken up twice next to me after Super Bowl losses, and [for those] I was like, ‘The game’s today, right? What I just had was a nightmare, right? That didn’t really happen, right?’ And this time, I just looked at her and it was, it was …”
Pause. Three, four seconds.
Sports Illustrated: “What happened? What’d you say?”
Brady: “It was just special. Just pretty special.”
Where did your mind go?
Come on. You just started imagining the two most perfect-looking people in the world getting down, right? And you’re wondering…
Is it vanilla? Or are they the couple you assume to be vanilla but can kink it up hard? After Jamie Dornan’s non-stop apologies and embarrassment about the sex in Fifty Shades Of Grey (click here for a refresher), I’m thinking Tom Brady, of all people Tom Brady, is kinkier than Jamie Dornan, an actor.
So. Four Super Bowls. Hall of Fame status. Boston’s favourite person. Married to Gisele. AND THEY HAVE AWESOME KINKY SEX?
Of course they do.
Click here to read the full interview.
Attached - a selection of shots of Tom and Gisele over the years.
M. Stone/ Boston Herald/ J. Lee/D. Dunleavy/ Splash, J. McCarthy/ D. Kambouris/ S. Lovekin/ K. Mazur/ B. Bedder/ TIMOTHY A. CLARY/ R. and Solimene/ Getty Images