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Smart & Hot

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 10, 2008 12:20:44 January 10, 2008 12:20:44

Tom Brady is currently prepping to continue the Patriots’ perfect quest this weekend against Jacksonville. Hopefully Gisele isn’t distracting him too much. Because after watching this video – click here to view – I don’t know how anyone could focus on anything else but the Brazilian. Full Story

Divine Proof

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 3, 2008 05:40:34 January 3, 2008 05:40:34

Bet your boob job they don’t even have to speak. What could possibly need to be said? Or further expressed? Or clarified? Absolute gorgessity needs no embellishment. Here are Tom Brady and Gisele Bundchen out in NYC last night. Look at them. Look at him. Look at her! That shot of her turning her face away against the wind…she’s not posing and it looks like she’s posing! Am totally obsessed. Full Story

How to Help Your Man

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 2, 2008 04:37:01 January 2, 2008 04:37:01

Gisele Bundchen is a supermodel, by profession and genetic jackpot, understandably one of the most narcissistic creatures on the planet. And still, Gisele is capable of putting her ego away when a game is on the line. When her man Tom Brady needs to focus on the job, Gisele knows it’s not her time. Full Story

Learn from Brady & Bundchen

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 19, 2007 15:11:25 December 19, 2007 15:11:25

Ok now I feel badly for her just a little. Seems like Jessica Simpson can do no right post-divorce. She makes a record, it suck ass. She makes a movie…several movies…they suck ass too. She finds a boyfriend…he pees on her, is embarrassed of her, and breaks up with her because his fans hate her. Full Story

Gisele & Tom: Best of 2007

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 12, 2007 12:23:23 December 12, 2007 12:23:23

Ridiculously hot separately. Supernova hot together. And supernovas always burn out. Pray Xenu Gisele and Tom can make it. Love them. Loved watching them all year. Love every rare candid photo. Love the way she flaunts her effortless gorgessity in the face of mounting wrath from the MiniVan Majority – a demographic now being courted by Tom’s baby mother ex who pre-pregnancy had a reputation not so unlike the Alba Bitch. Full Story

Sideline Distraction and a Texas reconciliation?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 17, 2007 00:00:00 October 17, 2007 00:00:00

Tom Brady seemed extra-efficient on Sunday during last week’s marquee match up, making it look totally routine against Tony Romo and the Dallas Cowboys. Poor Tony’s expression on the sidelines as he watched Tom put on a clinic was adorable. Or maybe, for both QBs, it all had absolutely nothing to do with football? Kate Hudson was a guest of the New England Patriots that day, first joining Patriots owner Robert Kraft in the owner’s box and then heading down to the bench. Full Story

Hot…but Cheese

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 10, 2007 08:21:28 October 10, 2007 08:21:28

He’s hot…but this is f&cking hilarious and undoubtedly the butt of many jokes in the New England locker room if his teammates have had the pleasure of seeing it. Snort. Tom Brady’s ads for Stetson are so awful, so awkward, and SO cheese…and still he is so so SO foine! But… Stetson??? Stetson??? There is no doubt in my mind Tom Ford would take his own face of his own ads for Tom Brady. Full Story

The New MiniVan Favourite

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 26, 2007 10:24:04 September 26, 2007 10:24:04

Hollywood is awash with media savvy famewhores these days. Leading the pack Jessica Biel of course and newly emerged is Katherine Heigl and now Bridget Moynahan has joined the fray - tearing at the heartstrings of the MiniVan Majority to secure herself a professional foothold as a an attractive single mother and working actress hanging on to, yes would you believe it?, a development deal with ABC. Full Story

Why Bridget is Bitter and Bitchy

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 25, 2007 08:35:27 September 25, 2007 08:35:27

They were dating, they broke up, supposedly had not-very-careful goodbye sex, then he moves on not to a mousy looking football groupie but to Gisele Bundchen – easily one of the most amazing looking women on the planet. Can you blame Bridget Moynahan for burning the way she is? I’d be bitter and bitchy too. Full Story

The New Denise Richards?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 24, 2007 14:29:45 September 24, 2007 14:29:45

I wonder – do the paps hang out at church? They must do because here’s Bridget Moynahan, who wants all to know that Tom Brady wronged her, dutifully at church yesterday carving out a new image: devout single mother walking with the Lord. Do you smell Denise Richards? I smell Denise and maybe Shelf Ass’s rep for good measure. Full Story

Trading Slaps

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 30, 2007 00:00:00 August 30, 2007 00:00:00

So Bridget Moynahan had her baby. Tom Brady was apparently at the hospital but not permitted inside for the birth. Word is he did spend some time with the boy before being told his mother wanted to limit his involvement. And despite telling teammates and even announcing on the field during a pre-season NFL game last week that the child had been christened with his own last name, Bridget’s publicist made it very clear this week that motherhood has not tamed Bridget’s bitch. Full Story