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Genetic Jackpot in Person

May 9, 2007 00:00:00 Posted at May 9, 2007 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Forgot to post this about Gisele and Tom at Costume Institute Gala... The arrivals area was tented heading into the main doors of the Met. Members of the press were lined up along both sides of the staircase but as limos and SUVs pulled right up to the front, it’s generally understood that celebrities can take a moment without being photographed for a moment to adjust, touch up, get a pep talk from a publicist before heading onto the carpet. Full Story

Unfair Gorgessity

May 3, 2007 00:00:00 Posted at May 3, 2007 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Total gorgessity – Tom Brady and Gisele Bundchen, no longer a model for Victoria’s Secret, taunting the minions with their genetic perfection. Have to admit though – love them together. Because on the most shallow, superficial level they just look right together. Means nothing in the long run, I know. Full Story

Gisele expecting?

March 9, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at March 9, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Story blew up yesterday when Brazilian gossip site Glamurama reported that Tom Brady has knocked up Gisele Bundchen too. Although her rep initially denied the claims, NYC is now also buzzing that she’s confirmed it to all her friends, making his sperm even more potent than Kevin Federline’s. And Bridget Moynahan must be losing her sh-t. Full Story

The Curse of Tom Brady?

February 23, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at February 23, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Don’t get me wrong…Tom Brady is The Hotness. But so was Bridget Moynahan until she started dating him. Then she got all harsh lookin’ and gaunt. And then he moved on to Gisele. And then Gisele modeled for D&G in Milan. And Gisele got kinda…Hermy? Maybe it’s the angle? Or bad lighting? Or the makeup? Must be. Full Story

He said, She Said...and She Eats?

February 20, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at February 20, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Tom Brady and Bridget Moynahan - his friends say she blindsided him with the announcement that she was carrying his child and may have deliberately gotten pregnant to hold him. Her friends say he has no grounds for sympathy since he"s the one knocking her up and hooking up with a supermodel a week later. Full Story

Brady, Bridget, Bundchen…and Baby

February 19, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at February 19, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Awkward. Bridget Moynihan and Tom Brady broke up just before the holidays. She’s now 3 months pregnant. Which pretty much means she was fertilized during Goodbye Sex? Now of course he’s with Gisele. Reportedly hooked up around Christmas. Getting closer and closer by the day and currently enjoying a romantic week in Paris. Full Story

The Daily Quiveration: Tom Brady

January 31, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at January 31, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Leaving Gisele’s apartment. Sigh. Life really, really, really isn’t fair. But remember my Celebrity Baby Theory, the Goddess’s way of balancing things out: Hot + hot = Ugly Hot + average = Fairly attractive Average + Average = Hot Horse face stars + gay husbands = Cute Hot + Ugly = Ugly Average + Ugly = Uglier Ugly + Ugly = Donatella Versace Hang on to that. Full Story

Monday, January 29, 2007
Dear Gossips, Those dumbass rumours that George Clooney would actually stoop to taking out Pamela Anderson? Exactly that – DUMB. ASS. Sorry for the smug but there’s a reason why you didn’t read about it here last week… I mean seriously, even IF you believe the gay gossip (which I don’t), even IF he needed a new beard (which he doesn’t), even IF he temporarily lost his class (which he hasn’t), are you telling me George Clooney wouldn’t have had a better option than Pam Anderson? She’s old, she’s rough, and she’s been overused. And did I mention old? Please. Caution as you traverse the smutty terrain, savvy? But still, in spite of it all, there was one positive that came out of an otherwise ludicrous report and that was his swift and steady and SPECIFIC denial. George Clooney - who is linked with a different flooze every week, who was linked repeatedly and erroneously with Renee Zellweger several times last year and still didn’t bother correcting it, who has openly admitted to encouraging false rumours about his love life, who never makes it a habit of officially debunking his tabloid dating diary – George Clooney was so worried that we would actually believe he’d soil himself with Pamela Anderson he issued a dismissal of the claims faster than you can say rock skank shares needles. And not only did he refute the reports, he went so far as to say he hadn’t seen her in seven long years - the PR version of a f*ckin’ quarantine… Hee. Weekend gossip, SAG report, Gisele and Tom Brady’s genetic perfection and more… Monday – live blogging, check back often for new posts. Yours in gossip, Lainey PS. My friend Justine just sent me this link – not exactly gossip related but holy frickin’ hell! I have NEVER seen someone lose their sh-t in such spectacular fashion. Click here to watch - I promise you, it’ll make your hideous Monday morning suddenly seem a whole lot better.

Gisele & Tom: the first photo

January 29, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at January 29, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Source Sorry girls…I know this must sting. And sorry to Leo too…because if I were Gisele Bundchen, even as a bitter Dolphins fans, not even I would take a pass on the loin-quiverating hotness that is Tom Brady to go back to Leo’s modelising indecision. Full Story

Leo: My #1 on the market?

January 23, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at January 23, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The UK Mirror is reporting that Leo’s modelising itch may need to be scratched after being caught at a club in London arguing on the phone, at one point screaming: "I"ve had enough of this." Naturally, all gossips are pointing to Bar Rafaeli but I prefer to fantasise about Gisele. Imagine it: Leo and Gisele have this on/off thing…they’re apart, he hooks up with a sort-of clone, though G is still tight with the family, he even drops by her birthday party, and just as he thought he could play 2 horses, she turns around and wraps her long legs around Tom Brady – not exactly an ugly duck. Full Story

The Unfairness of Halle & Gabriel

June 11, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at June 11, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Try as I might, I cannot understand the Goddess’s divine purpose behind this pairing. The fact that she created them both separately – wasn’t that enough to illustrate her omnipotence? Why put them together? Why the blatant beauty explosion? It’s just not necessary! And at this point, it’s just gratuitous and needless taunting. Full Story