Tom’s skinny legs

April 1, 2013 16:13:48 Posted at April 1, 2013 16:13:48
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Tom Cruise and Olga Kurylenko are in Moscow promoting Oblivion, making their way across Europe, as that is where they’re hoping to make up for any possible domestic loss at the box office. SO curious about how Oblivion will perform in North America.

Anyway, as you can see, Tom’s skin and body maintenance seems to be working very well on this press tour. He looks great in the face. And very lean. Look at those skinny legs! It’s really too bad, wardrobe-wise, they can’t really do much with him. It’s always a collared shirt under a v-neck sweater. At his age, I suppose there are limitations. But must he always seem like he belongs in an Eddie Bauer catalogue? Is Eddie Bauer still a thing? It was a big ass thing when I was in high school.

Also Tom appears to be lending his signature move out to his co-stars. He’s presenting Olga the way he used to present Katie Holmes. It’s like the only way he feels comfortable being around women is as a chaperone.

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