Detox with the GMD

April 9, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at April 9, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The NY Post is calling Tom Cruise a QuackPot. Do you love it or do you LOVE it? And the accompanying photo kills me too.

So the Gay Midget Dwarf is scheduled to hit NYC on April 19th for a fundraiser – apparently the Church has found the magic solution to those suffering from toxin exposure during 9/11. The Scientological program has been the recipient of hundreds of thousands of dollars in funding from the city and although some claim to have been cured by the GMD’s method, it has not been officially endorsed by the Fire or Police departments and has even been labeled “medical mumbo jumbo” by some specialists in the field, going so far as to call the procedures potentially “dangerous”. The process includes:

“high doses of niacin to release fatty acids into the bloodstream, ingesting cold-pressed oil and sweating off "toxins" in a sauna set at 140 to 180 degrees for 2 and a 1/2 to five hours a day, with frequent showers.”

Remember of course that the regimen is based on the doctrine of Church founder L Ron Hubbard – praise Thetan Ah-Xenu.

But still…Detoxing with the GMD, like, so totally works, right?


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