My Gwyneth and Courtney…and the GMD???

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 24, 2007 12:00:00 April 24, 2007 12:00:00

My Gwyneth and Courtney Love out for dinner. Apparently they’ve known each other for ages, then Gwyneth won an Oscar and put it up her arse and moved to England and broke up with Courtney who then tried to OD too many times but now that Gwynnie is back in LA and Courtney is clean for now and butchering up her body AND doing yoga, they’re all like BFFs again and dining at The Cut…alongside the Gay Midget Dwarf???

Of course Gwyneth and Tom know each other from Austin Powers and being A list and privileged so he and the RoboBride, being in the same place at the same time, stopped by to say hello and look intently into their eyes, and ever typically effusive, the GMD leapt over to Courtney’s side, flashed his big fat teeth and told her "You look like a movie star!"… once again illustrating that hiding one’s Homo can result in bat f&ckin’ blindness,

As for my Gwyneth and her friend choices – really gossips…this is hardly surprising.

It’s Gwyneth. It’s healthy Gwyneth. Healthy Gwyneth who eats well and raises her children and is the perfect mother. So why WOULDN’T she pass on her wisdom to the downtrodden and the needy? Why would she pass up an opportunity to mold Courtney Love? And if successful, in doing so, be smug and snotty about it afterwards?

Textbook Paltrow. That’s my girl.
PS. Why does she look like a matron???
PPS. It’s NOT GwEn with an E!


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