Gay Midget Dwarf, new party whore.
Seriously…dude is EVERYWHERE. At the Globes, at the SAGs, at the Superbowl, at the Grammys, Tom Cruise is pounding the circuit for UA, and draggin’ that poor thing along with him…dragging being the operative word.
Not that you can tell from one photo, a judgement based on one photo isn’t exactly reliable, but check out the contrast between his eager beaver grin and her tolerant smile – like she’s indulging a little kid who wants to stay at the pool for five more minutes.
And that speckled mushroom coloured taupe? This old lady dressing act is gettin’ real stale real fast. They’re calling her a new fashion icon…
Please y’all…Please make them stop.