The Opposite of Pitt Porn

July 25, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at July 25, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The Cruises trying to dirty dance…ew.

Apparently he pulled out some of the old classics from Risky Business, stopping just short, thank Goddess, of showing off his tighty whiteys.

Here’s the GMD trying to pretend he’s ridin’ up on David Beckham as opposed to his wife. And Katie gamely playing along, showing off some lovely, lovely arm tone.

I think I actually see sweat patches all over that blue shirt…



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