Stick it out, suck it in

December 1, 2011 16:07:29 Posted at December 1, 2011 16:07:29
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Alfie Goodrich/Splash

Tom Cruise wore a very tight shirt yesterday in Tokyo at a press conference for Mission: Impossible Ghost Protocol, not unlike his Junior Mint Taylor Lautner only...well... Taylor Lautner is, like, a teenager.

Is that the GMD sticking out his chest and sucking in his handles?

In a way he’s becoming like Mariah Carey for me. The entertainment of his ridiculousness keeps getting better and better. With Mimi though, you know she’s aware. She just doesn’t give a sh-t. That’s just how she’s gonna be. The GMD? Completely oblivious. And amazingly so.

Oh my God, dad, can you put on a sweater?

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