The GMD and the Seven Dwarves

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 26, 2008 09:24:00 March 26, 2008 09:24:00

Speak of the Xenu… this just in! The GMD has been found. With exclusive information on what he’s been up to.

Am told that Tom Cruise was spotted yesterday at the Walt Disney studio lot taking a meeting with Dick Cook who is the top dog at Walt Disney.

Little Sci was with her dad, no Katie, and they were outside the Team Disney Building with the Seven Dwarves (the Gay Midget Dwarf and the Seven Dwarves!) looking at the statues of Mickey and Minnie and they were attended to by 3 assistants and 3 security.

Is your smutty sense tingling???

A meeting with Disney?

The GMD has his own studio – United Artists backed by MGM. A meeting with Disney therefore means something is up. He is working on something. And rumour has it, UA isn’t exactly thriving. But alongside his popular wife and his adorable daughter, the GMD could be trying to court Disney and its key demographic – the MiniVan Majority.

Stay tuned… will keep you posted.

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