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Without Irony

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 13, 2011 21:41:45 December 13, 2011 21:41:45

I don’t think we can talk about this until you’ve seen it. So here, please watch. The new Rock of Ages trailer. I’ll wait for you on the other side. If you’re looking for someone to snark on it, you’ll have to click away. I can’t snark on it. Because I LOVE IT. I love it without irony. Full Story

The GMD and Pea Coat

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 9, 2011 16:39:44 December 9, 2011 16:39:44
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Wenn, Starface.ru/Splash

He looks great in his little pea coat, right? Here’s Tom Cruise with Paula Patton and Simon Pegg at the Moscow premiere of Mission: Impossible Ghost Protocol, his hands tucked into fingerless gloves - like all the kids are doing these days, man! - and his skin younger and tighter than it’s been in a long time but not nearly as scary as his ex-wife’s. Full Story

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Buying friends for the GMD

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 7, 2011 15:34:53 December 7, 2011 15:34:53
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Gareth Cattermole/Getty

You heard about this yesterday, right? Tom Cruise went to India this weekend and when he arrived in Mumbai, 200 fans had gathered to scream  and yell for him. Turns out those people, at least some of them, were paid extras, hired for the US equivalent of $3 by some kind of casting agency to give the GMD a proper greeting. Full Story

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Living in the GMD past

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 2, 2011 16:41:26 December 2, 2011 16:41:26
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TORU YAMANAKA/Getty

Did you ever see that Scientology promotional video where he sits there in a black turtleneck and pretty much goes crazy? I’ve attached it as the second video below. If you haven’t already, you need to watch it. It’s f-cked up, but really, really hilarious. Especially the Mission: Impossible soundtrack that plays throughout, like it’s the Church’s official theme song. Full Story

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Stick it out, suck it in

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 1, 2011 16:07:29 December 1, 2011 16:07:29
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Alfie Goodrich/Splash

Tom Cruise wore a very tight shirt yesterday in Tokyo at a press conference for Mission: Impossible Ghost Protocol, not unlike his Junior Mint Taylor Lautner only...well... Taylor Lautner is, like, a teenager.Is that the GMD sticking out his chest and sucking in his handles? In a way he’s becoming like Mariah Carey for me. Full Story

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Mission: Impossible & Football

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 30, 2011 15:49:45 November 30, 2011 15:49:45
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Alfie Goodrich/Splash

Check out Tom Cruise arriving in Tokyo today, to the delight of the Hello Kitties waiting for him at the airport, to kick off the press tour for Mission: Impossible Ghost Protocol, opening on December 21...the same day as The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo. Ethan Hunt vs Lisbeth Salander, who do you choose?To be honest. Full Story

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5 years for the GMD and Robo

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 23, 2011 14:04:08 November 23, 2011 14:04:08
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Wenn, Fame

Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes were married 5 years ago Friday. I’ve attached my favourite of all their wedding photos and oh my God I still can’t believe what an ugly dress Armani made for her. Look at him all intense, staring into her eyes. You know, since Charlene of Serenity came along though, it kinda puts Katie’s dead eyes into perspective. Full Story

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A handy list of actors who think you’re stupid

Sarah Posted by Sarah at November 7, 2011 15:14:45 November 7, 2011 15:14:45

That’s what Forbes should have called their list of “Hollywood’s most overpaid stars”. In and of itself, there’s nothing wrong with commercial filmmaking. It’s not a completely soulless endeavor, it’s just that it’s frustrating when movies consistently get made to the lowest common denominator and people with actual talent squander it repeatedly on trash. Full Story

The GMD is slick and sensitive

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 26, 2011 18:07:30 October 26, 2011 18:07:30

They’ve released a poster for Mission Impossible: Ghost Protocol. As you can see, Tom Cruise is front and centre, under a hooded leather jacket, looking appropriately determined. He is accessorised by his co-stars Jeremy Renner, Paula Patton, and Simon Pegg. Where’s Josh Holloway? No matter. All that matters, always, is the GMD, who’s actually kinda hot here, strategically placed in the foreground with the added benefit of not seeming so short. Full Story

Tom runs, holds hands

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 7, 2011 15:05:51 October 7, 2011 15:05:51
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Brandon Todd/Splash

This is Tom Cruise as Jack Reacher on the set of One Shot in Pittsburgh. Not surprisingly, it’s a running scene. Meryl Streep has accents. Tom Cruise has running.All The Right Moves was on tv the other night. Have you seen it? Back then, when they made movies about high school, they used to let the teenagers have pimples. Full Story

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The Rich & Famous embarrassing themselves

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 6, 2011 17:40:02 October 6, 2011 17:40:02

This will be the best minute of your day.I PROMISE.The GMD went to a wedding recently. At that wedding, he decided to be the Britney Spears to Larry Ellison’s Justin Timberlake. Ellison is the guy who runs Oracle. He’s richer than f-ck. And they challenged each other to a dance-off. Xenu the merciful allowed this to be iPhoned for our enjoyment. Full Story