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The GMD’s beauty routine

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 23, 2011 16:20:05 December 23, 2011 16:20:05
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WENN

I don’t like the word “regimen”. I think because it’s often confused with “regiment” and I hate when people sound dumb. Like when they add a “d” in “whirlwind” and make it “worldwind”.  Britney used to do this all the time. And Justin Timberlake too, until he started using big words like he’s some kind of celebrity thinker. Full Story

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Please let there be a pap-off

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 19, 2011 21:29:29 December 19, 2011 21:29:29
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INF

Katie Holmes may be younger than Nicole Kidman, and I was about to write “infinitely more expressive” seeing as Katie hasn’t turned her face into a tundra, but then I realised, even though Katie hasn’t frozen her forehead, there is, like her predecessor, really not all that much variation in her expressions, for completely different reasons. Full Story

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Robo’s Birthday Jumpsuit

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 19, 2011 17:31:41 December 19, 2011 17:31:41
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I say this every year - Katie Holmes and Brad Pitt share a birthday. One of the many reasons why western astrology, to me anyway, lacks credibility. Katie spent her birthday with Little and Littler Sci in New York in a birthday jumpsuit. On Charlize Theron, or Rihanna? Totally? The problem with how Katie wears hers is that even if she didn’t design it, it LOOKS like she did design it. Full Story

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The GMD’s big pressure week

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 15, 2011 18:15:21 December 15, 2011 18:15:21
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PPNY/GSNY/Splash

Tom Cruise is back in New York, seen here today with Katie Holmes and Little Sci, pushing through some last minute photo opportunities before Mission: Impossible Ghost Protocol (God that colon is so f-cking annoying) opens (in limited) tomorrow. See how skilled his security is? They do a great job of avoiding getting in the shot. Full Story

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Without Irony

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 13, 2011 21:41:45 December 13, 2011 21:41:45

I don’t think we can talk about this until you’ve seen it. So here, please watch. The new Rock of Ages trailer. I’ll wait for you on the other side. If you’re looking for someone to snark on it, you’ll have to click away. I can’t snark on it. Because I LOVE IT. I love it without irony. Full Story

The GMD and Pea Coat

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 9, 2011 16:39:44 December 9, 2011 16:39:44
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Wenn, Starface.ru/Splash

He looks great in his little pea coat, right? Here’s Tom Cruise with Paula Patton and Simon Pegg at the Moscow premiere of Mission: Impossible Ghost Protocol, his hands tucked into fingerless gloves - like all the kids are doing these days, man! - and his skin younger and tighter than it’s been in a long time but not nearly as scary as his ex-wife’s. Full Story

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Buying friends for the GMD

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 7, 2011 15:34:53 December 7, 2011 15:34:53
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Gareth Cattermole/Getty

You heard about this yesterday, right? Tom Cruise went to India this weekend and when he arrived in Mumbai, 200 fans had gathered to scream  and yell for him. Turns out those people, at least some of them, were paid extras, hired for the US equivalent of $3 by some kind of casting agency to give the GMD a proper greeting. Full Story

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Living in the GMD past

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 2, 2011 16:41:26 December 2, 2011 16:41:26
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TORU YAMANAKA/Getty

Did you ever see that Scientology promotional video where he sits there in a black turtleneck and pretty much goes crazy? I’ve attached it as the second video below. If you haven’t already, you need to watch it. It’s f-cked up, but really, really hilarious. Especially the Mission: Impossible soundtrack that plays throughout, like it’s the Church’s official theme song. Full Story

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Stick it out, suck it in

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 1, 2011 16:07:29 December 1, 2011 16:07:29
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Alfie Goodrich/Splash

Tom Cruise wore a very tight shirt yesterday in Tokyo at a press conference for Mission: Impossible Ghost Protocol, not unlike his Junior Mint Taylor Lautner only...well... Taylor Lautner is, like, a teenager.Is that the GMD sticking out his chest and sucking in his handles? In a way he’s becoming like Mariah Carey for me. Full Story

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Mission: Impossible & Football

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 30, 2011 15:49:45 November 30, 2011 15:49:45
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Alfie Goodrich/Splash

Check out Tom Cruise arriving in Tokyo today, to the delight of the Hello Kitties waiting for him at the airport, to kick off the press tour for Mission: Impossible Ghost Protocol, opening on December 21...the same day as The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo. Ethan Hunt vs Lisbeth Salander, who do you choose?To be honest. Full Story

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5 years for the GMD and Robo

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 23, 2011 14:04:08 November 23, 2011 14:04:08
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Wenn, Fame

Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes were married 5 years ago Friday. I’ve attached my favourite of all their wedding photos and oh my God I still can’t believe what an ugly dress Armani made for her. Look at him all intense, staring into her eyes. You know, since Charlene of Serenity came along though, it kinda puts Katie’s dead eyes into perspective. Full Story

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