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A handy list of actors who think you’re stupid

Sarah Posted by Sarah at November 7, 2011 15:14:45 November 7, 2011 15:14:45

That’s what Forbes should have called their list of “Hollywood’s most overpaid stars”. In and of itself, there’s nothing wrong with commercial filmmaking. It’s not a completely soulless endeavor, it’s just that it’s frustrating when movies consistently get made to the lowest common denominator and people with actual talent squander it repeatedly on trash. Full Story

The GMD is slick and sensitive

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 26, 2011 18:07:30 October 26, 2011 18:07:30

They’ve released a poster for Mission Impossible: Ghost Protocol. As you can see, Tom Cruise is front and centre, under a hooded leather jacket, looking appropriately determined. He is accessorised by his co-stars Jeremy Renner, Paula Patton, and Simon Pegg. Where’s Josh Holloway? No matter. All that matters, always, is the GMD, who’s actually kinda hot here, strategically placed in the foreground with the added benefit of not seeming so short. Full Story

Tom runs, holds hands

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 7, 2011 15:05:51 October 7, 2011 15:05:51
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This is Tom Cruise as Jack Reacher on the set of One Shot in Pittsburgh. Not surprisingly, it’s a running scene. Meryl Streep has accents. Tom Cruise has running.All The Right Moves was on tv the other night. Have you seen it? Back then, when they made movies about high school, they used to let the teenagers have pimples. Full Story

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The Rich & Famous embarrassing themselves

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 6, 2011 17:40:02 October 6, 2011 17:40:02

This will be the best minute of your day.I PROMISE.The GMD went to a wedding recently. At that wedding, he decided to be the Britney Spears to Larry Ellison’s Justin Timberlake. Ellison is the guy who runs Oracle. He’s richer than f-ck. And they challenged each other to a dance-off. Xenu the merciful allowed this to be iPhoned for our enjoyment. Full Story

The GMD is an auror?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 29, 2011 22:05:29 September 29, 2011 22:05:29
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Gawker profiled The Delphian School today. It’s K-12, at $42,000 a year per student, even though it’s not yet accredited, though in the process, and was founded by Scientologists. The way the students themselves describe it, it’s like, um, Hogwarts for Xenu people. Click here Full Story

One Shot haircut

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 28, 2011 21:08:40 September 28, 2011 21:08:40
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WENN, Fame, Bauer-Griffin

Oh look it’s the GMD! With a new haircut!He was keeping it long for Rock of Ages. Now it’s time for Jack Reacher. Yes, Tom Cruise is Jack Reacher in the Hollywood adaptation of One Shot. Tom has already taken a lot of sh-t for this casting decision because, well, for starters, Jack Reacher is supposed to be something like 6 ft 5 which. Full Story

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How Dan is not the GMD

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 18, 2011 08:38:14 August 18, 2011 08:38:14

Daniel Radcliffe and Tom Cruise. They’re both un-tall. And both rather earnest. And eager to the point of not-coolness...which is cool in Dan’s case because it’s refreshing a young man of his age who doesn’t feel the need to conform to the brooding, hair in my face, dirty clothes ennui that so many of his contemporaries have succumbed to; and uncool in Tom’s case because, well, the eagerness is what happens when he gets off his motorcycle, in a display of manliness so studied it almost makes you angry how hard he tries. Full Story

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Why weren’t you at the Xenu party?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 9, 2011 08:56:54 August 9, 2011 08:56:54

Saturday night in Hollywood, there was a big Scientology party attended by some of Xenu’s most ardent disciples including John Travolta and wife Kelly Preston, Priscilla Presley, Juliette Lewis, Jenna Elfman, and Jason Lee, who looked hotter than he has in a long time. You can see the photos here Full Story

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The Tom Travolta hybrid

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 8, 2011 07:13:00 August 8, 2011 07:13:00

Isn’t he? If you mashed Tom Cruise and John Travolta together, wouldn’t Taylor Lautner come out the other side? As you know, for a long time now, I’ve been calling him Tom Cruise Jr. But lately he’s added a little Danny Zuko/Tony Manero flavour to his dance routine. I call it Top Gun Grease. Full Story

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The GMD could totally do Nessun Dorma

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 26, 2011 07:49:56 July 26, 2011 07:49:56

As we all know, the GMD got really into the singing for Rock of Ages. And they keep trying to tell us that he can actually sing for real. That we will be amazed by his vocal abilities. That his voice will complete you. Was this part of the contract? Because one after another they’re trotting them out to deliver these lines, the same lines, so if it’s not overly obvious then, um, it must be true??? According to his Rock of Ages co-star Malin Ackerman: "You will be shocked. Full Story

The balcony is his shower

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 18, 2011 09:02:05 July 18, 2011 09:02:05

Don’t question. Just... enjoy....the sight of the GMD on his balcony in Miami this weekend throwing down some serious microphone moves, totally immersed he must be in his role in Rock of Ages. And it’s not like he doesn’t know he’s being watched. This isn’t the first time the paps have shot him there. Full Story

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