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Why is handholding so complicated?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 23, 2010 07:59:54 June 23, 2010 07:59:54

These two, on a date to see Denzel Washington in “Fences” last night, with their presentations and their chivalry, it’s all great for the Princess types but for bitches like me it just looks so f-ckin’ complicated. Their hands, and the manoeuvring, and the repositioning, can you walk independently for 30 seconds? Who’s going to break? Well, Katie does look a little fragile in the face in these photos. Full Story

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Not as bad as Porny but...

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 22, 2010 06:54:09 June 22, 2010 06:54:09

Oh Jesus Lord, have a look at Katie Holmes in a high waisted horror reminiscent of Jessica Simpson’s high waisted hilarity only not as funny... Robo and the GMD were out and about in New York last night and this is what she decided to wear. Katie lacks body self awareness, non? No doubt she’s fit. Full Story

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The Spanish Presentation!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 17, 2010 08:01:12 June 17, 2010 08:01:12

White dress, skinny jeans, this was the Cruise attire last night on the red carpet in Spain for the premiere of Knight & Day. Am trying very hard to say good things, want very badly for Knight & Day to be a success. But it’s really hard when there’s not much to work with. Cameron Diaz’s amazing legs only go so far. Full Story

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Around the world with the GMD

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 16, 2010 08:29:15 June 16, 2010 08:29:15

We are fast approaching the release date of Knight & Day. To promote the film the GMD and Cameron Diaz are travelling the world, almost a city every day in Europe, and they were in what appeared to be matching outfits for press in Austria Tuesday before jetting off to Spain where he was spotted, with Katie Holmes, holding a sleepy Little Sci into their hotel. Full Story

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Bad billboards: the GMD edition

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 14, 2010 09:44:26 June 14, 2010 09:44:26

We’ve been driving around LA for 3 days now and they’re everywhere – Knight & Day billboards promoting Tom Cruise and Cameron Diaz. But where are Tom Cruise and Cameron Diaz??? These budget ass silhouettes are making me crazy. Every time we pass one it makes me crazy. Like straight up furious. Full Story

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The GMD’s MTV Try

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 7, 2010 06:52:00 June 7, 2010 06:52:00

It was totally funny for Tropic Thunder. It was a little less funny during the movie’s closing credits and on the DVD. It was I guess ok funny to do it for the MTV Movie Awards ads. It was definitely not funny when he opened the show. And it was embarrassingly sad when he performed with Jennifer Lopez during the telecast, effectively sucking up 3 minutes of show time with an artist who doesn’t have a current hit song and whose recording career can no longer compete. Full Story

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The GMD slaps some boy ass

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 31, 2010 15:07:00 May 31, 2010 15:07:00

He just wishes it was Robert Pattinson’s. Seen these? For those who haven’t, it’s the GMD reprising his memorable role from Tropic Thunder as Les Grossman in two ads for the upcoming MTV Movie Awards airing June 6th. The first is a play on Risky Business. For years I’ve never been able to articulate why his feet in those socks bothers me in that scene. Full Story

The GMD Pea

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 28, 2010 13:16:27 May 28, 2010 13:16:27

Well...he’s not Jakey. It’s because he’s too earnest about it. And then when he fronts like it’s all loose and fun and easy, it’s hard to believe he’s unclenched. Is he ever unclenched? This is Tom Cruise with will.i.am doing interviews yesterday, several of them, to begin promotion for Knight & Day. Full Story

GOOP’s temporary space

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 27, 2010 08:27:03 May 27, 2010 08:27:03

If you hate Gwyneth, and most of you do, you will DESPISE the new GOOP. But you will also read every word. Because it’s about home design. And there are a million home design shows on tv for a reason. Don’t lie. You’re already looking at the pictures. So Gwyneth moved her family to Nashville for a couple of months to shoot a movie earlier this year. Full Story

The GMD and striped Robo

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 26, 2010 14:13:55 May 26, 2010 14:13:55

Like I said, this guest list at the National Movie Awards tonight in London was quite impressive. Tom Cruise is a major get. And he showed up tonight with a geo-striped dress that looks better when she’s stationary than when she’s moving around. Partly because I think the booties are too heavy with the length and also because her gait isn’t great. Full Story

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She has friends?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 25, 2010 07:00:17 May 25, 2010 07:00:17

Robo Katie was spotted yesterday hooking up with “friends” before taking Little Sci out for ice cream. Remember when Katie Holmes and Chris Klein broke up and she was enjoying her freedom in NYC and dating Josh Hartnett and suddenly the GMD swept her off her feet and they were in Rome and Paris and her friends back in New York were like – um, we can’t reach her anymore. Full Story

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