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The GMD’s MTV Try

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 7, 2010 06:52:00 June 7, 2010 06:52:00

It was totally funny for Tropic Thunder. It was a little less funny during the movie’s closing credits and on the DVD. It was I guess ok funny to do it for the MTV Movie Awards ads. It was definitely not funny when he opened the show. And it was embarrassingly sad when he performed with Jennifer Lopez during the telecast, effectively sucking up 3 minutes of show time with an artist who doesn’t have a current hit song and whose recording career can no longer compete. Full Story

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The GMD slaps some boy ass

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 31, 2010 15:07:00 May 31, 2010 15:07:00

He just wishes it was Robert Pattinson’s. Seen these? For those who haven’t, it’s the GMD reprising his memorable role from Tropic Thunder as Les Grossman in two ads for the upcoming MTV Movie Awards airing June 6th. The first is a play on Risky Business. For years I’ve never been able to articulate why his feet in those socks bothers me in that scene. Full Story

The GMD Pea

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 28, 2010 13:16:27 May 28, 2010 13:16:27

Well...he’s not Jakey. It’s because he’s too earnest about it. And then when he fronts like it’s all loose and fun and easy, it’s hard to believe he’s unclenched. Is he ever unclenched? This is Tom Cruise with will.i.am doing interviews yesterday, several of them, to begin promotion for Knight & Day. Full Story

GOOP’s temporary space

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 27, 2010 08:27:03 May 27, 2010 08:27:03

If you hate Gwyneth, and most of you do, you will DESPISE the new GOOP. But you will also read every word. Because it’s about home design. And there are a million home design shows on tv for a reason. Don’t lie. You’re already looking at the pictures. So Gwyneth moved her family to Nashville for a couple of months to shoot a movie earlier this year. Full Story

The GMD and striped Robo

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 26, 2010 14:13:55 May 26, 2010 14:13:55

Like I said, this guest list at the National Movie Awards tonight in London was quite impressive. Tom Cruise is a major get. And he showed up tonight with a geo-striped dress that looks better when she’s stationary than when she’s moving around. Partly because I think the booties are too heavy with the length and also because her gait isn’t great. Full Story

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She has friends?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 25, 2010 07:00:17 May 25, 2010 07:00:17

Robo Katie was spotted yesterday hooking up with “friends” before taking Little Sci out for ice cream. Remember when Katie Holmes and Chris Klein broke up and she was enjoying her freedom in NYC and dating Josh Hartnett and suddenly the GMD swept her off her feet and they were in Rome and Paris and her friends back in New York were like – um, we can’t reach her anymore. Full Story

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GMD & Son

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 20, 2010 08:23:36 May 20, 2010 08:23:36

Connor Cruise, 15, accompanied his father to the Laker game last night, sitting courtside with Jeffrey Katzenberg. Connor is pursuing an acting career, has a small part in the upcoming Red Dawn. All of a sudden he’s like a full blown adult. Remember how young he looked when the GMD married Robo? And now a proper young man, very handsome, and taller than dad without having to wear wedge heels. Full Story

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The GMD: his bff is laughing too

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 10, 2010 07:07:31 May 10, 2010 07:07:31

He’s been a pop culture punch line for years now thanks to his fontrum-y love for Katie Holmes and Oprah’s couch and Matt Lauer’s glibness and, well, somewhere along the way, Tom Cruise just became painfully uncool. So we laugh at him. But did you expect Xenu to be laughing at him too? His very, very best friend? The best man at his wedding? His fellow little macho man David Miscavige? According to Mark Rathbun, an ex Church member who’s been spilling its secrets, the GMD was required to record his deepest darkest secrets per Scientology policy – I guess it’s how they heal each other. Full Story

A new Fontrum world record

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 5, 2010 12:46:46 May 5, 2010 12:46:46

New visitors to the site keep asking me about Fontrum. Click here for the Urban Dictionary definition. Fontrum is occurring with more frequency. Because people these days have no f-cking shame. See reality television. Full Story

The GMD is the boss

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 30, 2010 09:03:56 April 30, 2010 09:03:56

Doesn’t he look it? Stealthy Tom Cruise was photographed yesterday in Long Beach on the set of Knight & Day. It’s been weeks, maybe longer, since we last saw him. Always the wife, always the Little Sci, but very infrequently the GMD. He has many secret missions. And he has the resources and the inclination to keep his movements undercover. Full Story

Robo Jackie?!?!?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 29, 2010 08:33:28 April 29, 2010 08:33:28

History Channel is producing an 8 hour mini-series called The Kennedys. Greg Kinnear will play JFK. Barry Pepper will play RFK. And Jacqueline Bouvier Kennedy Onassis will be played by... Katie Holmes. Oh wait, sorry, it’s KatE Holmes. Or RoboBride. So... we might be fighting but... I think it’s a good casting choice. Full Story