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Xenu fertility

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 1, 2010 10:13:58 March 1, 2010 10:13:58

For the rest of the world, most of the time, babies are conceived when two people get together and have sex. On occasion, when that isn’t successful, science is involved. These procedures however do not include purging aliens from our reproductive tracts. Unless of course you’re a member of the Church of Xenu. Full Story

Tom Gun 2010

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 8, 2010 12:34:13 February 8, 2010 12:34:13

If Maverick had a son? Please. Totally Taylor Lautner. Check out the Junior GMD on the beach during Super Bowl weekend festivities on Saturday. Like the classic volleyball scene or, as my friend Joey Gorgeous calls it, “the gay sporty scene from that homo porno about pilots”. After all these years, there is an heir to Tom Cruise. Full Story

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Cammie & the Fraud?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 8, 2010 09:13:12 February 8, 2010 09:13:12

CAA always has a huge party every Superbowl weekend. Needing to give his career a boost, the GMD and Robo Katie Holmes showed up with his Knight & Day co-star Cameron Diaz to remind us that he’s a big star. ARod was there too. And they posed together for a photo. So now everyone is saying Manslinger’s discard is hooking up with Cammie D. Full Story

Stop stealing the GMD’s pose

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 13, 2010 13:58:19 January 13, 2010 13:58:19

Please! He is an original. And his classic pose “playing” in the playground should never be imitated. It is never the same. EVER. But here’s Cristiano Ronaldo, in his new ads for Armani, holding onto his imaginary business in his pocket fronting like he’s the sweaty pervy equivalent of the GMD. Full Story

Robo’s lumberjack heels

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 24, 2009 07:40:47 December 24, 2009 07:40:47

Katie Holmes went shopping yesterday on her own … with bodyguards. Wonder what Little Sci is getting from Hermes. Along the way, she ran into a friend and remembered how to smile. Exhausted from all the money spending, Katie hit up the Starbucks for a coffee break. You will note, she’s dressed casually in jeans, a lumberjack shirt…and heels. Full Story

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2 movie stars in a trailer

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 22, 2009 09:18:34 December 22, 2009 09:18:34

As you know, the GMD and Cameron Diaz have been working on a new movie called Knight & Day. A trailer has just been released. I like their chemistry. And I like the look of it. And while I’m not saying it’ll be the best sh-t ever of all time, I enjoy watching movie stars in movies. REAL movie stars. Full Story

The GMD: singing meals & jumpy claps

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 17, 2009 11:51:46 December 17, 2009 11:51:46

I’ve heard some f-cked up civilian dinner stories. Like real people acting like assholes over steak. And what bites my ass so hard is that I’m not allowed to share most of them. You wouldn’t believe the way some people behave. So in that respect, in comparison, I guess the way the GMD and Katie Holmes entertain at dinner well it’s not quite as eyerolling as the real people I’ve encountered, but at the same time, as always, they do bring the fontrum. Full Story

Robo drinks a beer

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 10, 2009 07:39:30 December 10, 2009 07:39:30
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Cameron Diaz joined the GMD and Katie Holmes at the Sevilla vs Glasgow soccer game last night. Katie seemed much more animated than usual, non? Was it the beer? Robo gets smashed? Look at her all touchy feely and tipsy. This will be me tonight too with my Darren at Lady Gaga. What’s amazing is that she’s allowed to imbibe. Full Story

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Don’t tell him what to do on his bike

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 9, 2009 07:12:31 December 9, 2009 07:12:31

He’s a big boy on his big bike and he knows better than you. So if you dare question the GMD’s manly man knowledge, you’re going to get The Hand. Please. Why try? He knows EVERYTHING. He has studied the History of Bikes. You don’t know the History of Bikes. Here he is shooting a bike scene with Cameron Diaz yesterday in Spain. Full Story

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The GMD’s Spanish family weekend

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 7, 2009 06:43:16 December 7, 2009 06:43:16

Little Sci loves dressing up in pretty frilly things. Just like Daddy? Little Sci’s advantage is that she gets to do this in public. She and Katie Holmes flew to Sevilla, Spain this weekend to spend time with the GMD who’s been busy shooting Knight & Day with Cameron Diaz. The camera happy family hit up the park for some public play time, showing off Little Sci’s dramatic new pink flamenca. Full Story

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