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GMD in plaid

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 10, 2009 14:28:48 November 10, 2009 14:28:48

He flew in to see Katie Holmes in New York. Showed up on set today to visit her, and the paps too, wearing plaid and a big smile. Of course. He looks good. Because I can’t see his tits. Top Gun was on the other day. Not sure what it is about Top Gun but whenever it’s on, I have to watch it. Full Story

Katie dresses up

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 9, 2009 06:48:01 November 9, 2009 06:48:01

For dinner in New York last night. Without the GMD. Seems like she’s enjoying her freedom. Jacek and I just booked a 5 day trip to NYC for mid December. He’s never been. Can’t wait. Sorry, I digress… So Katie Holmes went out in a strapless dark blue cocktail, love it, without a coat. Full Story

Little Sci’s little friend

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 6, 2009 10:15:21 November 6, 2009 10:15:21

It warms my degenerate heart to see Little Sci tentatively reaching out to someone her own age. Because it would suck to have to hang out with Sci people your entire life. But away from Daddy’s watchful Xenu eyes, Little Sci seems to be expanding her horizons. She’s with mom Katie Holmes in New York shooting a movie called The Romantics. Full Story

The GMD needs a hug

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 2, 2009 07:02:11 November 2, 2009 07:02:11

Last week was a rough one for Xenu. And while the Church’s most high profile member stayed quiet in Boston, busy at work on his new film, it looks like midgey may have needed a hug from his favourite cheerleader. Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes went for a run at the weekend but not in New York (no marathon this time), holding hands afterwards to celebrate a great workout during which he supposedly yelled at her Full Story

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Robo Disconnected

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 26, 2009 14:53:24 October 26, 2009 14:53:24

That word explains everything. Per the Paul Haggis revelations mentioned in today’s open, “disconnect” is a Scientology policy that refers to the action taken against those who do not share the Xenu love. Haggis’s wife was ordered to “disconnect” from her family when they broke from the Church. Full Story

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Don’t be a stuck squirrel!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 21, 2009 08:20:23 October 21, 2009 08:20:23

Please. This is the party I would have really wanted to be at. Us Weekly is reporting that on October 16th, the GMD and Katie Holmes were in London attending a Scientology event with thousands of other Xenu lovers to celebrate the 25th anniversary of the International Association of Scientologists. Full Story

Robosheer

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 20, 2009 07:17:50 October 20, 2009 07:17:50

Katie Holmes showed up a the Annual Women in Hollywood event last night too, dressed rather conservatively in a black blouse and mom length skirt until she stood under the right light and exposed her bra…and it still wasn’t all that exciting. KatE did stop on the carpet for some “safe” press and mundane questions like: How great is it that you’re a mom!?!? Isn’t it so great that you love your family? Being a strong woman is so great, isn’t it? Great! I’m telling you. Full Story

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Xenu still rules

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 15, 2009 06:58:50 October 15, 2009 06:58:50

I called it an eyebrow archer the other day. And indeed, The Daily Mail once again sucks sh-t, instilling us first with false hope, and then replacing it with disappointment. The other day, the paper reported that Katie Holmes and Jesus had triumphed over Xenu and the GMD and that Little Sci was enrolled at a Catholic pre-school in Boston. Full Story

Robo runs alone

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 13, 2009 16:58:52 October 13, 2009 16:58:52

I ran the Turkey Trot yesterday – 10 km in support of the Vancouver Food Bank. It’s a great event, very relaxed, an easy-ish route with the hardest uphill at the beginning. Maybe it was too easy. And it was sunny out. Such a beautiful Vancouver morning it felt like I was walking and enjoying the view. Full Story

Jesus > Xenu

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 12, 2009 07:08:41 October 12, 2009 07:08:41

The GMD's 2 oldest are currently being educated in the ways of the Xenu. It was expected then that his youngest, future leader of the Free Thetans, would be similarly indoctrinated even though Katie Holmes was raised Catholic. After all, they were married according to Scientological scripture. Surprisingly however, if The Daily Mail Full Story

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GMD: manly man in a puffy coat

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 9, 2009 08:26:34 October 9, 2009 08:26:34

The GMD continues to shoot Wichita in Boston, seems happier than he’s been in a long time, finally back on a film set and his every move captured by the paps. It’s Gay Midget Heaven. And he’s as entertaining as ever. Yesterday it was the puffy coat. Look at him in a puffy coat! Like a toddler in the winter, waddling in the snow. Full Story

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