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Is she human? Or is she dancer?

May 14, 2009 14:37:00 Posted at May 14, 2009 14:37:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I don’t know, the chorus just popped into my head when I saw these pictures. And I’m on my knees, looking for the answer…Are we human? Or are we dancer? Anyway, here’s Little Sci with her mother leaving dance class today. LS looks pretty pumped. I like that her stuffed lamb has to come along everywhere. Full Story

Robo Mother of the Bride

May 11, 2009 07:26:14 Posted at May 11, 2009 07:26:14
Lainey Posted by Lainey

This is the problem: we’re misled these days that if we put our minds to it, “we can do anything”. Xenu says that through consistent and expensive auditing, “nothing is impossible”. Must be why Katie Holmes continues to believe she’s a f-cking clothing designer even though everything she’s made for herself sucks balls. Full Story

Robo Zombie at Star Trek

May 1, 2009 11:08:54 Posted at May 1, 2009 11:08:54
Lainey Posted by Lainey

He must have switched her off for the night. Check out Katie Holmes’s expression leaving the Star Trek premiere with the GMD. That’s about as blank as it gets. The two did not walk the carpet, sneaking inside to the screening instead, attempting perhaps to be respectful, choosing on a rare occasion not to steal the spotlight, unlike that f-cker Mel Gibson earlier this week at Wolverine with his uber low grade Angelina Jolie wannabe. Full Story

Harry, Hannibal, and the GMD toast Empire

April 23, 2009 14:07:14 Posted at April 23, 2009 14:07:14
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It’s Empire Magazine’s 20th anniversary. To celebrate, the magazine’s 20th Anniversary Edition has been guest-edited by Steven Spielberg with exclusive interviews and including an amazing photo shoot inspired by – what else? – the movies! Attached: Daniel Radcliffe, Rupert Grint, and Emma Watson from Harry Potter. Full Story

No white wedges this year!

April 20, 2009 14:21:07 Posted at April 20, 2009 14:21:07
Lainey Posted by Lainey

When Little Sci turned 2 last year, the GMD borrowed Victoria Beckham’s white sneaker wedges for the party and showed them off at the party. They were visible even from the helicopter! This year, Tom Cruise didn’t need high heels. Because he had a trampoline. Little Sci is now 3 years old. Full Story

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Robo dances every day

April 13, 2009 14:41:33 Posted at April 13, 2009 14:41:33
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Apparently Little Sci does too. She turns 3 this week and on top of being enrolled in dance and play and swim and art classes morning to night, she will also supposedly begin Xenu training next week at the school established by Will and Jada Smith – the New Village Academy with a curriculum based on the teachings of L Ron Hubbard, you know the science fiction writer who founded a religion based on aliens? Yeah. Full Story


April 7, 2009 07:20:24 Posted at April 7, 2009 07:20:24
Lainey Posted by Lainey

What do they have in common? Heels! My bad – I did not look closely at the photos yesterday before posting after viewing them in thumbnail size only before downloading… Many of you emailed to point it out: RDJ is wearing at least 2 inches, if not more. Just like the GMD. I’ve attached additional photos here. Full Story

Leggy Robo

March 27, 2009 07:22:41 Posted at March 27, 2009 07:22:41
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Not free just yet but some say she’s starting to reassert her… personality. Don’t get too optimistic. Xenu’s hold is strong and unforgiving. Ask John Travolta. We were talking about the GMD the other night, a drunken night outside a pub. What else is there to discuss? At this point I don’t think it’s so much a question of gay but of deliberate androgyny. Full Story

Cam & Tom Rom-Com?

March 27, 2009 06:53:25 Posted at March 27, 2009 06:53:25
Lainey Posted by Lainey

They are reportedly in negotiations to star together in a romantic comedy – Cameron Diaz and the GMD reuniting several years after playing lovers in Vanilla Sky. There are many reasons why that film didn’t work. One of them…I didn’t buy them together. Didn’t buy him with Penelope Cruz either. Full Story

Robo Babysitter

March 23, 2009 07:17:02 Posted at March 23, 2009 07:17:02
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Katie Holmes took Little Sci to art class on Saturday and the Beckham boys tagged along too. Their mother was not present. As you can see, Katie’s choice of footwear on a day with the kids is remarkably different from Posh’s. Katie chose flats. Weak! You know Victoria would have been in at least 5 inches if she had come along. Full Story

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Robo Weave!

March 12, 2009 15:08:29 Posted at March 12, 2009 15:08:29
Lainey Posted by Lainey

How stupid of me to think initially that she wouldn’t be on his arm in Tokyo at the Valkyrie premiere. While in Japan, Katie Holmes also decided to try out their weaving technique… LONG hair! You like? I don’t like. I don’t hate, but I don’t like. There’s nothing offensive about it, no of course not. Full Story

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