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Robo Weave!

March 12, 2009 15:08:29 Posted at March 12, 2009 15:08:29
Lainey Posted by Lainey

How stupid of me to think initially that she wouldn’t be on his arm in Tokyo at the Valkyrie premiere. While in Japan, Katie Holmes also decided to try out their weaving technique… LONG hair! You like? I don’t like. I don’t hate, but I don’t like. There’s nothing offensive about it, no of course not. Full Story

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The Chosen One & Little Sci: BFFs to be?

March 11, 2009 11:28:55 Posted at March 11, 2009 11:28:55
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Brilliant story-making by OK! Magazine this week. Babies sell. Two famous babies sell double. The Chosen One + Little Sci = MiniVan Majority Orgasm Details inside are likely full of sh-t but whatever. You’ll be too busy drooling over the little girl photos to care. So supposedly the Brange and the Crazies met up at the Globes in January. Full Story

Suiting up for Hello Kitty

March 11, 2009 06:55:40 Posted at March 11, 2009 06:55:40
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Valkyrie premiere in Tokyo –the GMD looking sharp in a well cut suit giving the Hello Kitties something to live for. Check out the trademark jaw clench taken in profile. Someone wrote to me the other day that he’s starting to resemble SnapFace Renee Zellweger. Totally. But I don’t think Renee goes to Brazil. Full Story

Super Tan Tokyo!

March 10, 2009 06:52:51 Posted at March 10, 2009 06:52:51
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Maybe it’s the red backdrop but the GMD looks extra lobster in these photo call pictures from Tokyo today while promoting Valkyrie. Is it just me or does this movie feel like it’s been out a f-cking year already? In a few hours no doubt we’ll see the GMD and his Robo on the carpet. Full Story

Little Sci Hello Kitty

March 9, 2009 06:34:30 Posted at March 9, 2009 06:34:30
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The GMD, Robo, and Little Sci arrived in Tokyo this weekend to promote Valkyrie. They were greeted at the airport by hundreds of screaming Hello Kitties eager for a glimpse of Mr America. He of course totally ate it up. You know the Gay Midge loves being loved. Shall we play Photo Assumption on Katie Holmes? Photo Assumption says she’s totally over it. Full Story

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Green hat alert!

March 5, 2009 14:53:52 Posted at March 5, 2009 14:53:52
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Those of you who’ve been visiting this site for a while now (thank you!) should know the Green Hat deal. We Chinese, we don’t wear green hats. Green hats are a sign that you’re being chumped. Speaking of chumped… Where is the GMD? Katie walked around on set in NYC today in a green hat. Full Story

Robo Beads

March 5, 2009 06:54:41 Posted at March 5, 2009 06:54:41
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Katie Holmes on the NY set of The Extra Man last night wearing beads on one side of her head and very little makeup while shooting a scene with a rather attractive co-star. He’s cute, right? And they suit each other great, right? Oh it’s just a movie… But that shot of him making her laugh with his script still in his hand, if we were to play Photo Assumption – our favourite game! – I’d say that’s a girl who’s discovering flirting again. Full Story

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What Robo reads

March 2, 2009 09:07:14 Posted at March 2, 2009 09:07:14
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Little Sci plays Scrabble… Amazing, non? Xenu develops advanced readers. Katie Holmes on the cover of the new Glamour – gorgeous photo shoot but for one image of the Robo trying to be “sexy”. She’s leaning back in black fishnets with one hand around her neck and a come hither expression… looks ridiculous. Full Story

Weekends in LA?

March 2, 2009 07:53:23 Posted at March 2, 2009 07:53:23
Lainey Posted by Lainey

KatE Holmes has been shooting The Extra Man in New York the last couple of weeks. Saturday night she was back in LA with the GMD and daughter Isabella, having dinner at Il Sole with John Lithgow with whom she shared the stage in All My Sons. UK tabloids are reporting that Katie’s on some cleanse to beef up her eggs or something, trying to conceive again. Full Story

35 years without a bra

February 17, 2009 08:36:33 Posted at February 17, 2009 08:36:33
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Bitch! I think I envy her this more than I envy her doomed relationship with Johnny Depp. Yeah, I said it. You wanna fight? Kate Moss on the cover of New York Magazine in advance of Topshop’s American flagship opening on April 2nd. The interview was also conducted with Topshop tycoon Sir Philip Green. Full Story

Little Sci the spectacle

February 17, 2009 06:44:39 Posted at February 17, 2009 06:44:39
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Seriously, this is ridiculous. Yes, Little Sci is adorable. SOOOO cute. Her princess dress is the best. She’s totally all over it. But her parents pretty much stopped traffic yesterday at Disneyworld in front of a large crowd for some kind of official photo shoot with Mickey and Minnie and Cinderella. Full Story