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Johnny fries my rice

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 1, 2009 09:38:41 June 1, 2009 09:38:41

Been battling a cold for days. Slept like sh-t last night. Early early rise this morning… But now it’s all better. It’s become a fried rice day. Johnny on the cover of the new issue of Vanity Fair Full Story

Robo’s two big bags

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 28, 2009 07:27:46 May 28, 2009 07:27:46

Her bag bag, the white one, and this dumbass dress she’s wearing. SO unflattering. Can you imagine? Having all that money? And blowing it on stupid f-cking clothes? Katie Holmes was photographed shopping yesterday in LA, fresh off her Gumby-like appearance Full Story

Robo Idol

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 20, 2009 07:39:13 May 20, 2009 07:39:13

Thanks for your messages. I would have needed them even if not in Cannes. Haven’t watched Idol is years but hear this season that Adam Lambert saved the franchise? At least this is what Entertainment Weekly tells me. Must be why Katie Holmes showed up with Little Sci last night. Random. So who’s a fan of the show? Mom or LS? Because I’m thinking if you know the show, you know it can get loud. Full Story

Is she human? Or is she dancer?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 14, 2009 14:37:00 May 14, 2009 14:37:00

I don’t know, the chorus just popped into my head when I saw these pictures. And I’m on my knees, looking for the answer…Are we human? Or are we dancer? Anyway, here’s Little Sci with her mother leaving dance class today. LS looks pretty pumped. I like that her stuffed lamb has to come along everywhere. Full Story

Robo Mother of the Bride

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 11, 2009 07:26:14 May 11, 2009 07:26:14

This is the problem: we’re misled these days that if we put our minds to it, “we can do anything”. Xenu says that through consistent and expensive auditing, “nothing is impossible”. Must be why Katie Holmes continues to believe she’s a f-cking clothing designer even though everything she’s made for herself sucks balls. Full Story

Robo Zombie at Star Trek

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 1, 2009 11:08:54 May 1, 2009 11:08:54

He must have switched her off for the night. Check out Katie Holmes’s expression leaving the Star Trek premiere with the GMD. That’s about as blank as it gets. The two did not walk the carpet, sneaking inside to the screening instead, attempting perhaps to be respectful, choosing on a rare occasion not to steal the spotlight, unlike that f-cker Mel Gibson earlier this week at Wolverine with his uber low grade Angelina Jolie wannabe. Full Story

Harry, Hannibal, and the GMD toast Empire

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 23, 2009 14:07:14 April 23, 2009 14:07:14

It’s Empire Magazine’s 20th anniversary. To celebrate, the magazine’s 20th Anniversary Edition has been guest-edited by Steven Spielberg with exclusive interviews and including an amazing photo shoot inspired by – what else? – the movies! Attached: Daniel Radcliffe, Rupert Grint, and Emma Watson from Harry Potter. Full Story

No white wedges this year!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 20, 2009 14:21:07 April 20, 2009 14:21:07

When Little Sci turned 2 last year, the GMD borrowed Victoria Beckham’s white sneaker wedges for the party and showed them off at the party. They were visible even from the helicopter! This year, Tom Cruise didn’t need high heels. Because he had a trampoline. Little Sci is now 3 years old. Full Story

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Robo dances every day

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 13, 2009 14:41:33 April 13, 2009 14:41:33

Apparently Little Sci does too. She turns 3 this week and on top of being enrolled in dance and play and swim and art classes morning to night, she will also supposedly begin Xenu training next week at the school established by Will and Jada Smith – the New Village Academy with a curriculum based on the teachings of L Ron Hubbard, you know the science fiction writer who founded a religion based on aliens? Yeah. Full Story

RDJ & GMD

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 7, 2009 07:20:24 April 7, 2009 07:20:24

What do they have in common? Heels! My bad – I did not look closely at the photos yesterday before posting after viewing them in thumbnail size only before downloading… Many of you emailed to point it out: RDJ is wearing at least 2 inches, if not more. Just like the GMD. I’ve attached additional photos here. Full Story

Leggy Robo

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 27, 2009 07:22:41 March 27, 2009 07:22:41

Not free just yet but some say she’s starting to reassert her… personality. Don’t get too optimistic. Xenu’s hold is strong and unforgiving. Ask John Travolta. We were talking about the GMD the other night, a drunken night outside a pub. What else is there to discuss? At this point I don’t think it’s so much a question of gay but of deliberate androgyny. Full Story