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As if on cue…

December 31, 2008 07:28:41 Posted at December 31, 2008 07:28:41
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It was noted yesterday that the GMD had gone underground despite the surprising opening numbers for Valkyrie. He must have heard our call because he emerged yesterday, bright eyed and big toothed, smiling for the cameras after bowling with Connor and while escorting KatE to work. Tom Cruise currently has no projects lined up for 2009. Full Story

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Robo Baby Machine

December 30, 2008 07:20:00 Posted at December 30, 2008 07:20:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The GMD told The Sun that he wants 10 kids. This is your answer as to why Katie Holmes looks so tired all the time. You’d be tired too if Xenu set up a fertility lab between your legs with a new petrie dish every day. Full Story

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The GMD touches the head

December 23, 2008 08:32:43 Posted at December 23, 2008 08:32:43
Lainey Posted by Lainey

He did last night. He touched 45 heads. On Jimmy Kimmel live. Oh Jimmy. I love you. Did you watch? His teeth! They’re so white! So Jimmy has this competition where he faces off against his guest – who can touch the most heads in 30 seconds? Needless to say, Tom Cruise was very, very good at head touching. Full Story

Best of 2008: Xenu the video

December 17, 2008 07:40:55 Posted at December 17, 2008 07:40:55
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I almost forgot! I almost forgot about the video that made our lives! The theme from Mission Impossible, the GMD’s crazy cackle, the GMD’s crazy serious face immediately following his crazy cackle, the Xenu gibberish spewing from his mouth, and then his acceptance of that award swearing allegiance to LRH… it’s a far cry from the current iteration of Tom Cruise making his press rounds and it’s why we need this reminder – for those of you weakened by his remarkable publicity charms and yes, I’m including my colleagues at eTalk who were hypnotised by him last week. Full Story

Manorexic GMD

December 16, 2008 06:44:44 Posted at December 16, 2008 06:44:44
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Does he eat anymore? It’s probably the stress. The stress of salvaging a career. Or perhaps the stress of holding back his gay – his costar Thomas Kretschmann is quite the sexy beast. This is the GMD last night in New York at the Valkyrie premiere without KatE who was probably stuck on Broadway but who hooked up with him later on at the afterparty lest you think she was anything but supportive of her man. Full Story

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Glibness and forgiveness

December 15, 2008 09:51:46 Posted at December 15, 2008 09:51:46
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The GMD’s tour of contrition continues. And … it’s working. Because while Valkyrie will likely still suck sh-t at the box office, Hollywood players have been very impressed with his efforts on this promotional tour, resurrecting the Tom Cruise of the 90s, willing the MiniVan to remember him in his glory. Full Story

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They bought it

December 10, 2008 07:43:31 Posted at December 10, 2008 07:43:31
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Tom’s tour of Toronto – a resounding success. But first the new cover of People Magazine: MiniVan friendly, good hair, that famous smile, a glimpse of Little Sci, and the tantalising prospect of seeing the GMD’s personal family photos. Please. It’s brilliant. They will eat this sh-t up. Full Story

Tom in Toronto

December 8, 2008 15:31:23 Posted at December 8, 2008 15:31:23
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Tom Cruise is in Toronto right now – media blitz for the embattled Valkyrie which, am told, is not a bad movie, and a very interesting story, but for Tom’s involvement and he’s completely overshadowed and out-acted by Kenneth Branagh, Tom Wilkinson, and Bill Nighy. Valkyrie’s success or failure, of course, falls on the diminutive GMD. Full Story

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KatE in control?

December 4, 2008 14:59:38 Posted at December 4, 2008 14:59:38
Lainey Posted by Lainey

So the GMD and Robo appear on the cover of T: the NY Times Style Magazine due out on Sunday. Each girl gets her own cover, each was interviewed separately, each gushed sugar rape Rossum styles about their love. But first… Katie Holmes insists she can think for herself: "There's a misperception about me that I just became this wallflower, this woman who doesn't have any control of her life. Full Story

His Pants!

December 4, 2008 13:00:49 Posted at December 4, 2008 13:00:49
Lainey Posted by Lainey

There is nothing wrong with your eyes. That is indeed the GMD. And his pants… his pants are hanging ever so slightly better. Slightly. An infinitesimal amount. But an infinitesimal improvement nonetheless. How did this happen? Well, he looks like he’s lost weight. Probably working out super hard to promote Valkyrie. Full Story

Holiday white wedgies!

December 4, 2008 07:34:37 Posted at December 4, 2008 07:34:37
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The GMD and Little Sci were sighted yesterday in New York…and so were his white wedge sneakers – for extra, extra lift! How many pairs did he custom order? They’re always so new and fresh. You think he has a cobbler on permanent payroll? Someone who knows how to install the height trickery in every pair of new shoes? Like an official Scientologist Cobbler? I am totally convinced… As for Little Sci – so many of you emailed yesterday after seeing Granny Freeze holding her Sunday, remarking that it’s just like how Tom Cruise holds his daughter too… like total novices. Full Story