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The Tom Clock

September 18, 2008 06:19:56 Posted at September 18, 2008 06:19:56
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It’s like a menstrual cycle the way he operates. Very predictable. As mentioned yesterday, it’s been weeks since Tom’s been sighted. But previews for All My Sons begin today, so of course, of course he picked up Katie after final rehearsal yesterday. With great fanfare. Glum and gloomy every time the paps shoot her solo, suddenly KatE lights up when her little man rounds the corner. Full Story

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Little Sci’s little bag

September 17, 2008 13:09:32 Posted at September 17, 2008 13:09:32
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Previews for All My Sons begin tomorrow and show producers are insisting that despite internet reports ticket sales are robust. Probably because the Church has mobilised their crazy army. In advance of her big debut, Katie Holmes has remained focused in New York, shunning fashion week entirely to devote all her energies to rehearsals and to caring for Little Sci in the evenings. Full Story

My Kiki Loves Xenu???

September 11, 2008 12:01:59 Posted at September 11, 2008 12:01:59
Lainey Posted by Lainey

We’ve lost another one! And now I fear it’s time to cut off my Kiki. I LOVE Kirsten Dunst. But now Kirsten Dunst loves the Xenu… What to do? Kiki on the cover of the latest issue of Harper’s Bazaar after a stint in rehab for what she is calling “depression”. Kiki says she’s made a full recovery, explaining that she was once “"enormously co-dependent. Full Story

So where was Josh?

September 9, 2008 08:57:00 Posted at September 9, 2008 08:57:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Many of you have emailed today about Joshua Jackson. He was originally confirmed to walk the carpet last night at TIFF for the One Week gala and did not show. UK tabloids today are reporting that he visited Katie Holmes this week with a bouquet of flowers after seeing photos of her looking wan and sad. Full Story

Nick Presents Mimi!

September 5, 2008 09:54:41 Posted at September 5, 2008 09:54:41
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Now here’s an occasion when The Presentation is actually warranted. Of course Mariah Carey should be presented. Of course she should be guided around by her consort, presented like a princess at a Hello Kitty ball. Of course she should be. She makes for a much better than Katie Holmes anyway. As you can see, Nick Cannon is taking the GMD’s signature move and making it all his own. Full Story

Pacey vs the GMD

August 26, 2008 13:12:00 Posted at August 26, 2008 13:12:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Last week I posted this article about Joshua Jackson and Katie Holmes both in New York working at the  same time on separate projects. For three years, KatE has been isolated from her past, alienated from the reality that defined before that fateful motorcycle ride with the Gay Midget Dwarf. Full Story

Presenting…in all black!

August 25, 2008 06:20:04 Posted at August 25, 2008 06:20:04
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It makes my life: seeing the GMD “present” his Robo. And it’s even more welcome since it’s been so long - months maybe since we’ve seen the Presentation: he holding her hand ceremoniously, a princess introducing his well-trained princess to a hungry public, this time in matching black and shades. Full Story

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Maverick flies solo

August 18, 2008 12:22:59 Posted at August 18, 2008 12:22:59
Lainey Posted by Lainey

For the GMD, if marriage was a strategic move, and you know my thoughts on that, then in hindsight I’m sure we can all agree – a tactical error. Because Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes make each other assy. She looks assy when she’s with him, he looks assy when he’s with her. Alone though, when he’s on his own, and not holding her in a death grip with his short arms wrapped around her waist, when he’s flying solo with no Goose of a wife, the GMD is much more appealing. Full Story

GMD Family Friendly Dinner

August 18, 2008 08:40:00 Posted at August 18, 2008 08:40:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Remember, I’m the childless shrew. The bitch whose womb has been frozen by Nicole Kidman’s plastic surgeon. In other words, I concede, I’m not the authority on family dinners and meals with the kids. But please… before you yummy mummies get all sanctimonious on my Chinese ass, think about dinner at Nobu. Full Story

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All Smiles!

August 15, 2008 08:29:43 Posted at August 15, 2008 08:29:43
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Every day we see her heading to work, Robo puts on a scowl face. But this morning...this morning the sun came out. This morning, the gay who made her life gripped her hand and walked her to work. All is right with Katie’s world. No wonder she’s smiling wide and clear! Check out the GMD, now in NYC, chivalrously dropping off his RoboBride, walking her ten steps from the car to the door. Full Story

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