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Marky Mark hates Xenu

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 18, 2008 18:53:52 November 18, 2008 18:53:52

This is Mark Wahlberg with his long suffering but ultimately rewarded baby mother today at a medical centre either on his way to play golf or just coming back from. Max Payne, Mark’s most recent film last month came and went at the box office, no doubt a major disappointment. At least he has Entourage. Full Story

Robo evolved?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 18, 2008 18:02:11 November 18, 2008 18:02:11

The GMD and his RoboBride celebrate 2 years of wedded bliss today. Two years ago the entire world was invited to Rome. And David Miscavige was Tom Cruise’s maid of honour. And Katie Holmes’s imprisonment continues. However despite the rumours and the bullsh-t headlines concocted by Life & Style, twice now proclaiming the end of the marriage, the GMD’s hold on KatE is as firm as ever. Full Story

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One giant dealbreaker

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 17, 2008 10:55:00 November 17, 2008 10:55:00

I react to Mario Lopez the same way I react to roadkill or Pete Doherty: Ew. Remember when People Magazine named him the Hottest Bachelor? Ew!!!!!!!!! I don’t get it. To me Mario Lopez is head to toe one giant dealbreaker. Full Story

Baby umbrellas and coats

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 6, 2008 08:35:10 November 6, 2008 08:35:10

Baby umbrellas warm my bitch heart. It’s because of Matilda Ledger, I think. Two weeks ago, when we were in Europe, our mornings in Paris began with Matilda in the lobby. She’d be with her nanny, playing, hopping around, we could hear her chatting to herself conversationally, not in a high pitched squeal like so many of those little irritants but a quiet cooing…even I was charmed. Full Story

Tom & Will declare themselves…and whisper together

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 29, 2008 11:26:00 October 29, 2008 11:26:00

It’s the 2nd PSA following the highly successful Don’t Vote video. And there are a few hidden gems. Look for the GMD and Will Smith whispering together looking awfully comfortable doing it. The GMD also tries to be sarcastic. In the end he ends up the way he always is: a one note actor. And of course… Pipsqueak’s ego makes an appearance. Full Story

Old Bag out of touch

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 29, 2008 07:07:56 October 29, 2008 07:07:56

Every year Barbara Walters puts together a list of the Top 10 Most Fascinating People. The show usually airs in late November or early December, the first position cloaked in secrecy until the very end. Last year the formidable JK Rowling occupied the top spot. This year, it’s very possible. It could be another woman, albeit one who is decidedly less… Less everything. Full Story

You Promise?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 27, 2008 11:39:00 October 27, 2008 11:39:00

Becks tells British GQ that he’ll never act, never star in a movie. Oh baby… you promise? He says for sure, for sure: "What film career? I haven't got one. Never say never, except about that! And that's the way it's going to stay." Can you tell your wife too? David also tells the magazine Full Story

Mr & Mrs Androgen

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 21, 2008 08:45:18 October 21, 2008 08:45:18

The GMD and Robo attended a private party last night at the Hermes store in New York similarly dressed, both sexless and devoid of personality. They did however take the opportunity to show off their one tired move: the Presentation. If he wasn’t so hellbent on suppressing his gay, he’d be able to find a little more creativity. Full Story

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Becoming mainstream?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 21, 2008 06:56:46 October 21, 2008 06:56:46

It’s no secret in smutty circles – the suggestion has been swirling for years undercover but as is the case with stars of his stature, no one wants to take the risk of openly challenging his alleged heterosexuality. Like his good friend the GMD however, some secrets cannot be stifled. Will Smith is gay??? Shocker, right? You mean it’s not Jada in his trailer? Please. Full Story

Little Sci goes for ice cream

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 20, 2008 08:30:21 October 20, 2008 08:30:21

Let’s play Photo Assumption, shall we? Little Sci went for ice cream with her dad the other day and spent the entire time trying to get away from him while he tried in vain to look like the doting-est father in the history of fatherhood…which is a totally baseless assumption, I guess, because it’s not unusual for 2 year olds to get a bit squirmy? That’s what they tell me. Full Story

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You are not Tom Ford

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 17, 2008 07:28:01 October 17, 2008 07:28:01

Or Olivier Theyskens. Or Stella McCartney. Or even… gasp!... Victoria Beckham. Because while Victoria can’t come up with her own good sh*t, she at the very least knows which good sh*t to copy and call her own. Katie Holmes on the other hand just pulls it out of her robotic little head. But just because it’s original doesn’t mean it doesn’t suck. Full Story

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