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Becoming mainstream?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 21, 2008 06:56:46 October 21, 2008 06:56:46

It’s no secret in smutty circles – the suggestion has been swirling for years undercover but as is the case with stars of his stature, no one wants to take the risk of openly challenging his alleged heterosexuality. Like his good friend the GMD however, some secrets cannot be stifled. Will Smith is gay??? Shocker, right? You mean it’s not Jada in his trailer? Please. Full Story

Little Sci goes for ice cream

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 20, 2008 08:30:21 October 20, 2008 08:30:21

Let’s play Photo Assumption, shall we? Little Sci went for ice cream with her dad the other day and spent the entire time trying to get away from him while he tried in vain to look like the doting-est father in the history of fatherhood…which is a totally baseless assumption, I guess, because it’s not unusual for 2 year olds to get a bit squirmy? That’s what they tell me. Full Story

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You are not Tom Ford

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 17, 2008 07:28:01 October 17, 2008 07:28:01

Or Olivier Theyskens. Or Stella McCartney. Or even… gasp!... Victoria Beckham. Because while Victoria can’t come up with her own good sh*t, she at the very least knows which good sh*t to copy and call her own. Katie Holmes on the other hand just pulls it out of her robotic little head. But just because it’s original doesn’t mean it doesn’t suck. Full Story

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Date night for the GMD and the Mighty Opes

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 10, 2008 08:03:22 October 10, 2008 08:03:22

An item that was relatively buried…probably because no one ever wants to suggest anything less than sparkle dazzling positive about the Mighty Opes. Because the benevolent magnanimous Oprah Winfrey can do no wrong…right? Ugh. Oprah is insufferable. The GMD is insufferable. No wonder they’re so tight. Full Story

Little Sci on the move

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 9, 2008 08:50:32 October 9, 2008 08:50:32

Look at her go! Seriously… Little Sci is SO farking cute I can’t stand it. Especially love the photo of her looking up at mom. Even Katie looks more lifelike. Little Sci just might be her mother’s saving grace, maybe her reason to snap out of it one day. Before Xenu captures Little Sci’s little spirit. Full Story

Tom’s 3 Kids

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 5, 2008 11:30:58 October 5, 2008 11:30:58

How much do you love that Connor Cruise is now wearing sunglasses at night? The GMD took all three of his children out for dinner last night in New York. Isabella and Connor grew up fast! Also attached – Katie and the kids this morning. As you can see, Connor is holding his baby sister’s little lamb and blankie. Full Story

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Granny in green

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 4, 2008 08:42:55 October 4, 2008 08:42:55

No…it’s not 1990. Granny Freeze is not promoting Days of Thunder. It’s actually 18 years later. And she is promoting Australia. But she looks EXACTLY the same. Hmmm…I lied. She doesn’t look the same. She looks younger. Only frozen. This is the cover of the November issue of Elle featuring Gran in green and trying to be sexy inside. Full Story

Harry Potter passes hot notes

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 1, 2008 06:59:11 October 1, 2008 06:59:11

Trouble. Once the GMD gets wind of this, he’ll do whatever he can, he’ll harness the full might of Xenu to work with Daniel Radcliffe – will the Boy Who Lived be able to resist the Gay Who Tries? Turns out, DanRad is a true artist. He will do what it takes to fire up his castmates, to inspire the best performances possible, including sending quivering sex notes to his Equus co-star Lorenzo Pisonia: We're getting on very well indeed. Full Story

Matching…and Presenting!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 29, 2008 07:33:07 September 29, 2008 07:33:07

Seriously… Why can’t they just hold hands? Just once? The GMD took his Robo out for dinner last night and as you can see, as usual, he had to present her to the paps, guiding her like a delicate lady child to and from the restaurant. You will note they coordinated fabrics before heading out. Full Story

Mickey and Johnny…and the GMD???

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 29, 2008 06:37:09 September 29, 2008 06:37:09

Exclusive. Rumours are circulating via tabloids right now that it’ll be George Clooney to play the Lone Ranger opposite Johnny Depp’s Tonto. Not exactly inspired casting… But now an interesting twist. Am told exclusively that Tom Cruise knocked on the House of the Mouse last Thursday and asked to be considered for the part. Full Story